You've got a friend in me.

Some days it's like this

I was there the day the strength of Men failed

This bar in Utah

Proud Moment

Wife sent me this during a meeting, I haven’t stopped laughing.

The matrix failed. Attack of the clones!

NOT TO FAST

I inadvertently used up 1 of my jokes by asking my son if all 3 jokes had to be about cheese. He just looked at me and said “ok, two more”

Wishing them well

I'm gonna let myself get absolutely soaking wet

Some Honesty at the Bar

Outside my local bar

New Balance store front in Barcelona knows what’s up

Not looking forward to a second coming

When you don't correctly check the chest

Humorous, but all I can think about is what kind of monster stores their dry cereal in the fridge...

Scooby snacks op

I mean I don't disagree

yaaaaay

I know we all do this once in a while

I want to be there when Keanu says "your breathtaking!"

Is there...?

True villainy.

The perfect card doesn't exis...

Undefeated Neighborhood Champion

you really are a real man, sir!

Returning or buying the saw?

I wonder what they've heard

Morning boo.

Let's try posting something simple

4 SACRED rules

Hey buddy, we're still at the national anthem.

probably australia

We have an aggressive leak under the sink.

If I had to summarize my interest levels...

Which eye did he injured?

Work In Process

Anon is relatable

Leaning Tower of Goodboi

An interesting hobby

When a Gen Z worries we might start a war in the Middle East

No your breathtaking

Chickety China The Chineese Licken Chicken

You can always rely on friends for support

rock and roll!

He praise the sun

Funny for those historians

My friend gave me this awesome Chihuahua onesie and my husband stole it

Every man's dream.

They come and goooooo!

Just a quicky!

What a changelog

There's no way I'm missing this festival! Best lineup EVER!

The Aluminium Can Choir

relatable

do it daddy, do it

what you see vs what she sees

Sarcasm.

Good Samaritan Hospital’s logo looks like David Letterman giving a massage to a buff Martin Short.

Not my fault!

No one wants to remember 2009 but still

WHEEZE

The police department is doing it well

we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad

He has spoken!

You may have a drinking problem if.....

of course

I caught my girlfriend in bed with my best friend.

Mega-Karen

My 1976 Volkswagen bus parts are shipped out of a warehouse in Delta BC. The postal code is making me giggle like an 11 year old boy.

Anon summons a demon and gets molested

My last night working at TJMAXX I switched out 70 stock photos with a selfie of me at work.

smiling

My friends had to post this on their front porch after getting too many unexpected visitors

Wish I was there

Before the internet on our phones, there was this legend.

Dat earrape at the end tho

haha relatable

Spotted in Austin

Tea is evil

Unforeseen

Mind blown! Was Jurassic Park's Dennis Nedry secretly cosplaying as characters from the Goonies?

Animal rights activist these days

Gives a new definition to Infinity “Stoned”

New Doritos Flavor

There's a serious leek under my sink...

What say you Netflix?

Merging Onto A Highway

Butterteeth

English is a beautiful language.

nice

Signs are everywhere

He’s flying

Libra

We're Really In Deep This Time

We can play smash

Double F for both

Well, thanks for nothing

who's my date? it's fiction