what you see vs what she sees

Sarcasm.

Good Samaritan Hospital’s logo looks like David Letterman giving a massage to a buff Martin Short.

Not my fault!

No one wants to remember 2009 but still

WHEEZE

The police department is doing it well

we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad

He has spoken!

You may have a drinking problem if.....

of course

I caught my girlfriend in bed with my best friend.

Mega-Karen

My 1976 Volkswagen bus parts are shipped out of a warehouse in Delta BC. The postal code is making me giggle like an 11 year old boy.

Anon summons a demon and gets molested

My last night working at TJMAXX I switched out 70 stock photos with a selfie of me at work.

smiling

My friends had to post this on their front porch after getting too many unexpected visitors

Wish I was there

Before the internet on our phones, there was this legend.

Dat earrape at the end tho

haha relatable

Spotted in Austin

Tea is evil

Unforeseen

Mind blown! Was Jurassic Park's Dennis Nedry secretly cosplaying as characters from the Goonies?

Animal rights activist these days

Gives a new definition to Infinity “Stoned”

New Doritos Flavor

There's a serious leek under my sink...

What say you Netflix?

Merging Onto A Highway

Butterteeth

English is a beautiful language.

nice

Signs are everywhere

He’s flying

Libra

We're Really In Deep This Time

We can play smash

Double F for both

Well, thanks for nothing

who's my date? it's fiction

Definitely not crayola

My cat has been looking everywhere for this lizard

Found this bumper sticker the other day

Never mess with a killer bean

Why don't you turn into an eagle and go *** yourself

Blonks

The other day in casual conversation with the camp chef I told him that my horse liked lucky charms. Today I received a present.

In the news today... Real life version of one of the greatest episodes

London Underground announcement:)

Selfies are risky since 1960

Traditional Problems Require Traditional Solutions

Metal till the grave.

Turn this meme upside down in comments for free karma *stonks*

Honkachu

Subway’s sign guy wasn’t paid enough

lit

A deal has been made.

Ya’ll excited for the summer?

His Finger

Motorbike casually parked in the driveway.

It's so hard to take a choice

The perfect portrait doesn't exis...

Too fly

Forgive m'

Shamone!

This stonk was not a good invenstment

And call me Shrek

Always know where the camera is

Enough!

He went full ham

Adulting ladies and gentleman

I'ma stay in here

furrys when they date

Maybe it’s just me

Listen to this man, be like an onion

At last! A parking space for middle aged men with beer bellies who love grilling!

me and the bois

My therapist told me to avoid Pokemon...

Aussie Hospitality

Big oof

*heavy sweating*

Reality is often disappointing

this South Park episode about 9/11 makes me wonder about something

Being a hairy woman isn't easy

Sexy newts

yes

Yeet yeet.

We all need Jesus

Tea is the evil drink!

A father's gift to his son

Inadayortwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Well damn it

I’ve never received an award ;((

Patriot.

Working at a dealership can’t be that bad....

The Breakthrough

Can't I just say that I'm both?