Why don't you turn into an eagle and go *** yourself
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The other day in casual conversation with the camp chef I told him that my horse liked lucky charms. Today I received a present.
In the news today... Real life version of one of the greatest episodes
London Underground announcement:)
Selfies are risky since 1960
Traditional Problems Require Traditional Solutions
Metal till the grave.
Turn this meme upside down in comments for free karma *stonks*
Subway’s sign guy wasn’t paid enough
A deal has been made.
Ya’ll excited for the summer?
Motorbike casually parked in the driveway.
It's so hard to take a choice
The perfect portrait doesn't exis...
This stonk was not a good invenstment
And call me Shrek
Always know where the camera is
He went full ham
Adulting ladies and gentleman
I'ma stay in here
furrys when they date
Maybe it’s just me
Listen to this man, be like an onion
At last! A parking space for middle aged men with beer bellies who love grilling!
me and the bois
My therapist told me to avoid Pokemon...
Reality is often disappointing
this South Park episode about 9/11 makes me wonder about something
Being a hairy woman isn't easy
We all need Jesus
Tea is the evil drink!
A father's gift to his son
Well damn it
I’ve never received an award ;((
Working at a dealership can’t be that bad....
Can't I just say that I'm both?
Crackers getting banned from Cracker Barrel.
These two brave men at a haunted swimming pool.
Please leave me alone
Coyotes can't drive
One of the most under-appreciated jokes in Wreck-It Ralph.
As an introvert, and being anti-social, I found my perfect cup
You silly guys
I could really use it right now.
You're All Breathtaking !
It’s gonna be me
Definitely not okay
Practically Boss Level
I’d Kool-Aid Man my way there so fast
GODAMMMIT I SWEAR IF YOU DESPAWN
Obi is broke
Max is 20d6
Maybe I'll shave my head for the wedding..
Bridget I showed you my spaghetti pls respond
Saw this on the car I was parked next to.
There’s a statue by my friend’s office that looks like a turtle eating out a duck’s ass
Sign out front of a pub in Glasgow the other day
Next driver will obviously take a picture
Sorry, where are the
If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
Another Gem Found From My Weird Google Searches...
I do not miss this in the slightest
OK, Places People, She's Here!!!
Found in the wild. For sale at a local Ice Cream and candy store
Hit the dab
Hercules is coming .....
"Customer needs assistance in the plumbing department."
Oh Chrome, stop it
It’s true, happiness when feed.
Buzz buzz mf
Came home and found this. I love my mom!