It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
My therapist told me to avoid Pokemon...
Reality is often disappointing
this South Park episode about 9/11 makes me wonder about something
Being a hairy woman isn't easy
We all need Jesus
Tea is the evil drink!
A father's gift to his son
Well damn it
I’ve never received an award ;((
Working at a dealership can’t be that bad....
Can't I just say that I'm both?
Crackers getting banned from Cracker Barrel.
These two brave men at a haunted swimming pool.
Please leave me alone
Coyotes can't drive
One of the most under-appreciated jokes in Wreck-It Ralph.
As an introvert, and being anti-social, I found my perfect cup
You silly guys
I could really use it right now.
You're All Breathtaking !
It’s gonna be me
Definitely not okay
Practically Boss Level
I’d Kool-Aid Man my way there so fast
GODAMMMIT I SWEAR IF YOU DESPAWN
Obi is broke
Max is 20d6
Maybe I'll shave my head for the wedding..
Bridget I showed you my spaghetti pls respond
Saw this on the car I was parked next to.
There’s a statue by my friend’s office that looks like a turtle eating out a duck’s ass
Sign out front of a pub in Glasgow the other day
Next driver will obviously take a picture
Sorry, where are the
If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
Another Gem Found From My Weird Google Searches...
I do not miss this in the slightest
OK, Places People, She's Here!!!
Found in the wild. For sale at a local Ice Cream and candy store
Hit the dab
Hercules is coming .....
"Customer needs assistance in the plumbing department."
Oh Chrome, stop it
It’s true, happiness when feed.
Buzz buzz mf
Came home and found this. I love my mom!
Wait I'm just boring not BAD!
How to make dolphins.
AM I CONSISTENT??
First time dance
And the teacher says that both are wrong
you are only true fan if you:
also, she said no
PETA is a fuᴄking joke
Sad but truth
haha this isn't a meme
3 years ago I asked my first Tinder match out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times, so here’s a picture of a random couple from Google.
Meta is better
Since the last one did so well. Enjoy
That's metal bro
God bless gaming.
when will they put this liar behind bars? #impeach
Spider-Sense is tingling...
She's definitely a titan
Cat saw my internet history
4 strangers, same outfit. Coincidence?
At least he's doing it politely
The rock used to look like he had stolen his hair from a man with a much smaller head.
Does this better belong?
Please do not touch.