I am very in touch with my inner child
14,032 Silver Club
Good Samaritan Hospital’s logo looks like David Letterman giving a massage to a buff Martin Short.
Not my fault!
No one wants to remember 2009 but still
The police department is doing it well
we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad
He has spoken!
You may have a drinking problem if.....
I caught my girlfriend in bed with my best friend.
My 1976 Volkswagen bus parts are shipped out of a warehouse in Delta BC. The postal code is making me giggle like an 11 year old boy.
Anon summons a demon and gets molested
My last night working at TJMAXX I switched out 70 stock photos with a selfie of me at work.
My friends had to post this on their front porch after getting too many unexpected visitors
Wish I was there
Before the internet on our phones, there was this legend.
Dat earrape at the end tho
Spotted in Austin
Tea is evil
Mind blown! Was Jurassic Park's Dennis Nedry secretly cosplaying as characters from the Goonies?
Animal rights activist these days
Gives a new definition to Infinity “Stoned”
New Doritos Flavor
There's a serious leek under my sink...
What say you Netflix?
Merging Onto A Highway
English is a beautiful language.
Signs are everywhere
We're Really In Deep This Time
We can play smash
Double F for both
Well, thanks for nothing
who's my date? it's fiction
Definitely not crayola
My cat has been looking everywhere for this lizard
Found this bumper sticker the other day
Never mess with a killer bean
Why don't you turn into an eagle and go *** yourself
The other day in casual conversation with the camp chef I told him that my horse liked lucky charms. Today I received a present.
In the news today... Real life version of one of the greatest episodes
London Underground announcement:)
Selfies are risky since 1960
Traditional Problems Require Traditional Solutions
Metal till the grave.
Turn this meme upside down in comments for free karma *stonks*
Subway’s sign guy wasn’t paid enough
A deal has been made.
Ya’ll excited for the summer?
Motorbike casually parked in the driveway.
It's so hard to take a choice
The perfect portrait doesn't exis...
This stonk was not a good invenstment
And call me Shrek
Always know where the camera is
He went full ham
Adulting ladies and gentleman
I'ma stay in here
furrys when they date
Maybe it’s just me
Listen to this man, be like an onion
At last! A parking space for middle aged men with beer bellies who love grilling!
me and the bois
My therapist told me to avoid Pokemon...
Reality is often disappointing
this South Park episode about 9/11 makes me wonder about something
Being a hairy woman isn't easy
We all need Jesus
Tea is the evil drink!
A father's gift to his son
Well damn it
I’ve never received an award ;((
Working at a dealership can’t be that bad....
Can't I just say that I'm both?
Crackers getting banned from Cracker Barrel.