The local weather station finally using terms I can relate to.

True statement I a local coffee shop

Anon's dad leaves him

There’re always a plan B

A Whole New Rune

Ralph Lauren logo 1960 ~ 2080

The struggles of drawing the second eye

An osprey saving a fish from drowning

No coming back from that

Password: password123

Congrats it's a girl

Kinder cute

Suislide...

BMW are the future

Await memes in 2̷̡͈͖̥̖̜̤͖̙̋̔̓͒02̷̛̛͕͙̱̲̄̇̀̐͌ͅ0

We’re all the same on the inside

How to deal with embarrassment

Photo taken near Area 51

Why playing dead works

The irony of it

I don't think people need Jesus anymore...

Pitching an umbrella

How do i unsee this?

“Entry Level”

He used to be “golden” retriever

Gaye

What to do during a bear attack

I got a kick out of these bathroom signs

Princess Peach is still here

Doggie

A happy ending for robocop.

Stay calm, you just need to give the corpse parts to the president to get out of this

Why did he count them?

Interesting...

My manager and her sense of humour. Sometimes pushes the line I think...

Glass half full

Poor ducks

Awaiting the new king!

Officer, I would like to report a kidnapping.

Huh

that hoe over there

Most of the kids are around 2 or 3

Get better soon!

quote

Zombie threat assessment

Lisa need braces

how to be popular on tinder

Works for me

only manlets do this to make themselfs feel tall

It's slightly sexist but still kinda funny

This is so true! :D

Why is there no Flat Mars Society ?

Next level face swapping!

Eggxactly

At the dentist.

Sonic sez!

A long time ago...

obummer

Wizards, no sense of right and left

all covered

My favorite street art in Houston.

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it

Content of women's magazines

Just in case - this one’s for you

Why I won’t be a teacher

Message received

Well it ain’t wrong

I mean, who could possibly know?

Why is it still light outside?

Don't talk to me or my Koichi ever again

Does EA actually think we’re stupid or something.

tuck them in

Top wingman

Best stuff happens at festivals

You gotta beat the ratrace, so you don't get stuck in the hamsterwheel or the mousetrap.

Beards change everything

Tom and jerri

Repeatedly baffled christendom by continuing to live

Take this as a ***ing warning! It’s wolverbean!

When someone asks me to give them a hand

I.Q. Droppers incoming.

Didn’t know this was even possible.

Blast from the past. Found this gold in Facebook Memories from 2012

Happy fuᴄking holidays

I like them better now

The Sword of Truth

My friend stayed over and left me a surprise that I didn’t see coming.

Big brain time

Oh no don't do it

Pour vous

Billy kill him

Pro...?

Three tops

Wheres waldo

The roll reversal is gr8

Too hot

lore

Poor man

THICC is just a meme to normalise fat women! Only date anorexics

This sneaky ***s