Breakfast in bed indeed.

You.....have.....to.....live....

probably the best note I could ever hope to find pinned to my door

If only this was true!

0 ***s was given

Pay it your highness

I am right behind you boys...

July is my favorite month

sonofabitc

Great Britain doesn’t do well in hot weather

How to hide your weed.

huh

If anyone sees my time vortex, please let me know

Seriously,wat?

This is why you don’t skip leg day

Y E E T

Jesus was here.

BBQ time !

tunnels

Only people of a certain age will get this one.

China

F/&$&*KING MOVE!

Not a particularly good ending

There’s a fine line

title

Happens to me every sunday

in some languages ...

There's a dehumidifier running in the next room and I'm drinking water constantly

Suspicious

The turtles know how to get past the law

heh

Online Help...

Need a man...

It's that hot in France - even the people are melting.....

Expectation - But Reality

A flat tire in Alaska.

Great apes are twice as strong as they look

I hope he didn't notice

6 pack abs

Now you have two swords for twice the thrusting

Climate change is real

so sad

Starchild

Dead battery? No problem

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH...

So i realised its today?

Have at thee

In Canada our deer use the crosswalk

He still thinks we are friends

November India Golf

New Airpods leeked

Love vs Lust

Makes me laugh every single time

Curry gives Indians their strength.

Perish fool.

Where are my balls Karen????

OMG, stay off of her!

St-roar

Adam & Eve Discuss...

Love you dad

Leonardo

pls stop

When she thinks the wedding is all about her, but you are reminding her that it’s your day too

Drinking for a cause

“I was like,’Emilio!’”

Best disguise I've ever seen

Get married faster, boys

Bill Nye’s tragic backstory, now on Netflix

Prisoner of Home

ACID kicking in...

I could not, not share this

I am a disgrace

rock hard

Jeff Daniel's highschool yearbook shows he was destined to play Harry in Dumb and Dumber

I swear officer..

Book fair was the best

*Insert a pun here*

Please take a seat.

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t

The adpocalypse was right under our noses

That counts, right?

How I imagine foreigners picture Americans

Almost made it through the barn window!

Please clean my *** daady oxi

Gaius Still Flexing in 2019

Dog bike runs pretty well for missing a few nuts

This is what peak performance looks like

Cinnamon - Peppermint

This is what good neighbors do!

Michael Cera is just every character he plays

Nothing but disapointment

My attempt at a Mitch Hedberg style joke.

Something we all need

Woken

Unappealing is the trend of this summer.

What an outstanding move!

I have noticed this unfortunate fact

He deserves a promotion

Just a polite tall Dutch guy at a concert

Shopping online for nose rings and this came up...