Take your time order when you're ready
A ten minute nap was all I wanted. Darn kids.
No Hipsters.
Its strength is not allowed.
My sister started crying in the shopping centre so i put this over her.. now i can't take her seriously.
38 degrees in shadow
God save the ᴄunt
He's sexy and he knows it..
Nice
History Channel at 2 am
Surprise motha***a
Hakuna Mathatha, for the rest of your days...
This police departments review...
Seeing her cry makes me smile
Maybe it's because I am not a native speaker but this is funny to me
Wishing for a surprise
Bouncy CHOMK boi
Husky Cerberus
Wisdom of Mrs. Plato
(The winner was home sick that day)
Yeah, not a fan.
That's what I call a caution
Work/life balance, what's that?
He scares me
Tooo specific
Just another repost.
Some "Dim" Wit
Taking monthly pics of my baby
Oh Garfield
Google employees right now
Whatcha wearing?
Yale Sard ahead
I don't think he understood the point I was trying to make
Why no one takes my sharpie
"Smile Mittens!!!"
Jon Ivy just left Apple and the design is already suffering.
love small towns
Live and wet die
Grandma Living Out Loud
He wouldn't even see it coming.
The cat really need to lose some weight
it do be like that
it do be like that
Talk about taking a trip!!!!
Quite astute analysis
In case you re having a bad day :/
Atlantis posting
Breakfast in bed indeed.
You.....have.....to.....live....
probably the best note I could ever hope to find pinned to my door
If only this was true!
0 ***s was given
Pay it your highness
I am right behind you boys...
July is my favorite month
sonofabitc
Great Britain doesn’t do well in hot weather
How to hide your weed.
huh
If anyone sees my time vortex, please let me know
Seriously,wat?
This is why you don’t skip leg day
Y E E T
Jesus was here.
BBQ time !
tunnels
Only people of a certain age will get this one.
China
F/&$&*KING MOVE!
Not a particularly good ending
There’s a fine line
title
Happens to me every sunday
in some languages ...
There's a dehumidifier running in the next room and I'm drinking water constantly
Suspicious
The turtles know how to get past the law
heh
Online Help...
Need a man...
It's that hot in France - even the people are melting.....
Expectation - But Reality
A flat tire in Alaska.
Great apes are twice as strong as they look
I hope he didn't notice
6 pack abs
Now you have two swords for twice the thrusting
Climate change is real
so sad
Starchild
Dead battery? No problem
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH...
So i realised its today?
Have at thee
In Canada our deer use the crosswalk
He still thinks we are friends
November India Golf
New Airpods leeked
Love vs Lust
Makes me laugh every single time