My mom crocheted my dog a cigar...

eveyday we stray further from God

Statues rise up

"Hey look, I lifted da hammer! It only took me, like, what, ten seconds. Eleven, tops."

So that my dog can see outside....

Remember your pets today folks.

Treason Day

This is Victorias Secret....

best buddys for ever :)

I'm concerned, he's not eating anything

I have decided to never run a 10k again.

"its ok we love you sweety"

It's the Fourth of July so I thought I'd post this here to celebrate

we can't let Dudder's army have such powerful surveillance technology

A friend for life

Pilot Lounge

I declare...INDEPENDENCE!!!

Remember the “scared cadet”... here he is now... brave as can be!

Shitposting got me like

come on share it

I don't wanna do this anymore.

I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.

It's like it has a human face

Yeah I’m definitely gonna watch this again.

iconic celebration..#AM13

Flying the nest... hopefully

Raspect wahmen

God bless our teachers but that is sorta funny!!

This might be the best/worst tattoo I’ve ever seen

Huh

To Those Who Have Never Seen a Koala Running

Celebrate responsibly

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

Absolute replica

Every year, baby

Took me a few seconds

I see my Fleshlight is being delivered

I'm thinking he did it on purpose

I'm surprised they haven't learned each others languages by now

Sam had no chill

Ahem.. "leaves"

Don’t we all

Has Anyone Seen Jessie?

Of course I'm free ***es!

My phone thought I was exercising while I was power walking through my house looking for my shoes

She meant daddy

That how it be...

My four-year-old said there was a surprise in my protien powder...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can we get away with just a little devaluing?

Bamboozle a conspiracist

Nasty

How I'll spend the 4th of July and any night with fireworks.

That damn popcorn

This facebook group I just joined

Them backroads...

My stream halted at this moment

Volcano In Italy, Exploding in Italian.

If you are not watching 90 Day Fiancé, you should be.

Thinks back to the cod lobby days.....

Salute to this man!

Cookies, Assemble!

Can’t wait for my wireless upgrade

Have a Safe and happy 4th of July this week!

It's 100% true

Eh... yea

Don’t assume

Learn your grammar kids

Don't cry for me Argentina

Can’t wait for Toy Story 5

There is clearly no comparison

If at first you don't succeed try and try again?

Dirty sex talk

You still in charge?

My grandmother’s pop socket on her phone

hmmmm

It was cute...

Tosts have a potential in helping with depression

Mamma mia!

Congratulations to Deznal227 for the face reveal

Hey England!

What cats look like !! What surprised them ..

Thanks, I would have missed that

respect

Noice

Sheesh, just buy a car

Born in the USA

google the black panther party

Prank 'em

Don’t mess with Dolly’s man

big oof

thanks a lot kirifuda

July to...Eternity

Pop-pop escaped from prison again

this post was sponsored by pokematic corporation

A kebab a day keeps the abs away

the only things keep Me alive !

My father was a giraffe

Heaven can weight

Fast and Fuhrerious