Thank you, ma
I don't even know who this people are nor do I care
always drink enough frens
*old minecraft damage sound*
Wait... which drink did I drug again? Ahh I'm sure it will be fine...
Don’t make it obvious
Happy July 4th... special reminder from Cincinnati
Feeling much safer while flying
imagine their kids
another reason to kill myself
I too am shrinking
Not all heroes can find their capes…
Why does it always smell so bad?
yeah I know they don't go to Heaven
It all started when I was born ;_;
but why would he be in hell?
Fourth of July
I work at a machine shop
No wonder I love it
British Ex-Pat this morning at a parade
Stealy2 Meme v5
It wasn’t good
It's live a visable, physical form of anxiety
Dream on, hot dog..
My mom crocheted my dog a cigar...
eveyday we stray further from God
Statues rise up
"Hey look, I lifted da hammer! It only took me, like, what, ten seconds. Eleven, tops."
So that my dog can see outside....
Remember your pets today folks.
This is Victorias Secret....
best buddys for ever :)
I'm concerned, he's not eating anything
I have decided to never run a 10k again.
"its ok we love you sweety"
It's the Fourth of July so I thought I'd post this here to celebrate
we can't let Dudder's army have such powerful surveillance technology
A friend for life
Remember the “scared cadet”... here he is now... brave as can be!
Shitposting got me like
come on share it
I don't wanna do this anymore.
I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.
It's like it has a human face
Yeah I’m definitely gonna watch this again.
Flying the nest... hopefully
God bless our teachers but that is sorta funny!!
This might be the best/worst tattoo I’ve ever seen
To Those Who Have Never Seen a Koala Running
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Every year, baby
Took me a few seconds
I see my Fleshlight is being delivered
I'm thinking he did it on purpose
I'm surprised they haven't learned each others languages by now
Sam had no chill
Don’t we all
Has Anyone Seen Jessie?
Of course I'm free ***es!
My phone thought I was exercising while I was power walking through my house looking for my shoes
She meant daddy
That how it be...
My four-year-old said there was a surprise in my protien powder...
Can we get away with just a little devaluing?
Bamboozle a conspiracist
How I'll spend the 4th of July and any night with fireworks.
That damn popcorn
This facebook group I just joined
My stream halted at this moment
Volcano In Italy, Exploding in Italian.
If you are not watching 90 Day Fiancé, you should be.
Thinks back to the cod lobby days.....
Salute to this man!
Can’t wait for my wireless upgrade
Have a Safe and happy 4th of July this week!
It's 100% true
Learn your grammar kids
Don't cry for me Argentina