My cousins FB post after Monday's flash flood in Nebraska

now all the incels will sue her, imagine the face of the judge during the entire procedure

blessed curse

No, that's too cropped

TRUE

Second hand stores: Where bread machines go to die.

Parenting 100

sweet

Don’t worry, I’m comin in!

Bills a lucky guy.

I’ll drink to that

*dies

Hold on there satan

Careful who you share with

Who feels like this? •_•

Bigoof.exe

Tinder Vs Reality

Under the sea.

HR at my work have been sending emails to a different Andrew in Australia for over a year. This is his response.

I'm pretty sure this is a warcrime

Gender reveal at your local gym

If my experience gaming has taught me anything, I'll be fighting somebody around this corner

I choose you..

Did you know I’m a very good boy?

Most photogenic doggo

Indeed

Ahoi Nii-san

We don't deserve memelords

Someone drove through a brick wall in my town, saw this on there the next day.

I always thought something was wrong in that sentence

thanks Squigga very cool

the 3 likes worth more than a million others

6 year draws his family, and we're a bunch of dicks

Driving Around Cops

Not going anywhere anyway.

Cheesy math

My latest cartoon reject from The New Yorker

So basically, this is how a nuclear reactor works

Just so you know!

Took my daughter to the zoo and she wanted a picture with the "dancing turtles".

stranger ketchup!!!!

we need answers !

Anime girls love you too

Local Job Posting Looking for Server

Tongue noodling:

   

Summer time poetry

Forgot to install Counter-Strike

An interesting phenomenon

every. single. damn. time.

Yes really high as hell.

Now alibaba3317, don't let your AIDS cause an imbalance

The evidence keeps piling up

Wanderlust beware

Grandparent = wisdom/love/racist, no exceptions

Anon the poet

Moooooo

Tambo

P-p-please, let my family go

Every single mom in the world

First time around

Hmmm

cool bug facts

Welp

4th reich here we come

Thor, the lord of thunder

This complicates things

A lesson to all men

Anon explains a Simpsons joke

Of all the family pics to recreate,you chose this?

And they know Karate

<3 

tree don't care

Too many people worried about The Little Mermaid when there is obviously a demographic being left out. Reverse Mermaids.

In an alternate universe....

Technically this is a repost, just without the weed bro and Facebook captions.

Today I opened my 29 year old boyfriend’s fridge. This is consistently what his fridge looks like. I fear for males everywhere. We must help them, but can they be helped??

only 30$

McDonald's Resignation Letter

Burned by clothes

My Hobbies

Masterpiece one

Today I realized that in Shark Tale, the sushi restaurant was empty because that was cannibalism.

God please help me

Gamers are not to be trusted

Ohhhh.... TOM

Humans...

I grew a cucumber

Go go broken femur!

It's my only hope

Sad sad day

I LOVE MONEY

Choose a side

My neighbor is either oblivious or a genius.

Good times never seemed so good...

spread awareness boys

Classic BMO

Never thought about it from their perspective

Mother of advertisements

Clever Co-worker likes to add to the CEO's "inspirational" quote of the day