Some men would find that attractive

Sacrifice the first born

My birthday was YESTERDAY, Karen.

The bottom half ..

What makes this pizza wholesome?

The proper use of Airdrop

Fuzzy Wuzzy

photos I take of my boyfriend vs photos he takes of me

Now that's a scary tiger

Mums can be savage

Philadelphia please never change

*gets shinebox*

I mean imagine their faces

Damn you son!

a remake doesn't count as Shrek 5 and they will probably only make remakes

guess we don't know it

Same little man, same

I don't know any more

Go vegan they said... It'll be fun, they said...

Whenever

Evil buggers

That really is... mindblowing

Wolfs are cool

Your wellcome

5 minutes just to get online!

"I Don't Wear One"

They can’t stop all of us

thank bob

Condomon, I choose you!

Ancient Wi-Fi

Couldn't agree more!

The sign does not lie

This school's yearbook club is full of a-holes

Mind you.

Ph

Finally a good cropping

Custom made bracelets...

Area 51

Dad wisdom

Common ***

they are already halfway there

By the Gods!

Whats that noise?

hacker master race

Hurry up, it's on sale

Went to Colorado to visit some family, discovered a happy ass tree among the Garden of the Gods

I don’t think my socks understand this system

The bowling alley had this sign up by the entrance

Nicht again ;_;

Very Fast

It got my shoelace.

Bieber is worse for sure!

It's kinda true!

Every family has that one kid

Bet you never thought those 2 peg battleships were real huh?

Obviously Jealous Doctor

Did you know.....

Invention that will change the world

There has got to be a better way to display children's clothes

My favorite one

That’s some skill

Finally i did it!!

Sorry, eh

I don't think that's the Nirvana they're looking for

Can we have an F for turtle

Interesting

My boss in a nutshell.

That makes a lot of sense especially I’m from the Middle East

Works great!!

Soo spooky

The Order of the Phoenix

living for the weekend

They couldn't stop us all!

The chef he was looking for

I just want to sleep.

Day 12 of my Diet

but thank you

why are meth teachers like that?

COWk

When The Borg kill your dog...

begone thot

Florida did a good

notification

I love Metallica tho

Classic but I don’t like thieves

Ariel is into some kinky shit. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Anytime I'm not picked first for kickball

The remake we deserve

vaping herpes

How to get over a break up

Messenger group chat with your friends in a nutshell.

never forgetti

Most ambitious crossover?

Hollywood in a nutshell

A photo of me and R.E.M. —— That’s me in the corner.

The amount of disrespect.

Stay at home dad

life hack 614194

While giving me a ticket, Europark received a ticket from QPark because of parking violation

Guess some things never change