Dad wisdom

Common ***

they are already halfway there

By the Gods!

Whats that noise?

hacker master race

Hurry up, it's on sale

Went to Colorado to visit some family, discovered a happy ass tree among the Garden of the Gods

I don’t think my socks understand this system

The bowling alley had this sign up by the entrance

Nicht again ;_;

Very Fast

It got my shoelace.

Bieber is worse for sure!

It's kinda true!

Every family has that one kid

Bet you never thought those 2 peg battleships were real huh?

Obviously Jealous Doctor

Did you know.....

Invention that will change the world

There has got to be a better way to display children's clothes

My favorite one

That’s some skill

Finally i did it!!

Sorry, eh

I don't think that's the Nirvana they're looking for

Can we have an F for turtle

Interesting

My boss in a nutshell.

That makes a lot of sense especially I’m from the Middle East

Works great!!

Soo spooky

The Order of the Phoenix

living for the weekend

They couldn't stop us all!

The chef he was looking for

I just want to sleep.

Day 12 of my Diet

but thank you

why are meth teachers like that?

COWk

When The Borg kill your dog...

begone thot

Florida did a good

notification

I love Metallica tho

Classic but I don’t like thieves

Ariel is into some kinky shit. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Anytime I'm not picked first for kickball

The remake we deserve

vaping herpes

How to get over a break up

Messenger group chat with your friends in a nutshell.

never forgetti

Most ambitious crossover?

Hollywood in a nutshell

A photo of me and R.E.M. —— That’s me in the corner.

The amount of disrespect.

Stay at home dad

life hack 614194

While giving me a ticket, Europark received a ticket from QPark because of parking violation

Guess some things never change

Her Hee!

When centaurs are babies.

By whom? I wanna know first!

Anon does the weed

Evolution is a mystery

Meanwhile, this morning in New Orleans...

Looks like it’s time to call in the Boy Scouts.

we really do live in a society

PLACE YOUR ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

Laughs in Tifa

I mean....it’s not like they’re wrong.

The good book.

cursed cat

Cat Nap

I got my eye on you

My co-worker painted this for me as a parting gift. I'm forever changed.

"They need these guys at theaters in the U.S.A"

Massive unemployment!

Oh he's pitching a tent alright

Friends roommate got this yoga poster while his roommate was away, he got drunk and did this to his roommates poster.

Ah yes, bacon. The smell in the morning that smells like bacon. The bacon smell that smells...baconny..

Ford Mustang: *snaps finger*

Propaganda

This Offended Me Because I Personally Live In Ohio

pal

what did it cost?

Howdy, pardner?

My cousins FB post after Monday's flash flood in Nebraska

now all the incels will sue her, imagine the face of the judge during the entire procedure

blessed curse

No, that's too cropped

TRUE

Second hand stores: Where bread machines go to die.

Parenting 100

sweet

Don’t worry, I’m comin in!

Bills a lucky guy.

I’ll drink to that