I just want to sleep.

Day 12 of my Diet

but thank you

why are meth teachers like that?

COWk

When The Borg kill your dog...

begone thot

Florida did a good

notification

I love Metallica tho

Classic but I don’t like thieves

Ariel is into some kinky shit. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Anytime I'm not picked first for kickball

The remake we deserve

vaping herpes

How to get over a break up

Messenger group chat with your friends in a nutshell.

never forgetti

Most ambitious crossover?

Hollywood in a nutshell

A photo of me and R.E.M. —— That’s me in the corner.

The amount of disrespect.

Stay at home dad

life hack 614194

While giving me a ticket, Europark received a ticket from QPark because of parking violation

Guess some things never change

Her Hee!

When centaurs are babies.

By whom? I wanna know first!

Anon does the weed

Evolution is a mystery

Meanwhile, this morning in New Orleans...

Looks like it’s time to call in the Boy Scouts.

we really do live in a society

PLACE YOUR ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

Laughs in Tifa

I mean....it’s not like they’re wrong.

The good book.

cursed cat

Cat Nap

I got my eye on you

My co-worker painted this for me as a parting gift. I'm forever changed.

"They need these guys at theaters in the U.S.A"

Massive unemployment!

Oh he's pitching a tent alright

Friends roommate got this yoga poster while his roommate was away, he got drunk and did this to his roommates poster.

Ah yes, bacon. The smell in the morning that smells like bacon. The bacon smell that smells...baconny..

Ford Mustang: *snaps finger*

Propaganda

This Offended Me Because I Personally Live In Ohio

pal

what did it cost?

Howdy, pardner?

My cousins FB post after Monday's flash flood in Nebraska

now all the incels will sue her, imagine the face of the judge during the entire procedure

blessed curse

No, that's too cropped

TRUE

Second hand stores: Where bread machines go to die.

Parenting 100

sweet

Don’t worry, I’m comin in!

Bills a lucky guy.

I’ll drink to that

*dies

Hold on there satan

Careful who you share with

Who feels like this? •_•

Bigoof.exe

Tinder Vs Reality

Under the sea.

HR at my work have been sending emails to a different Andrew in Australia for over a year. This is his response.

I'm pretty sure this is a warcrime

Gender reveal at your local gym

If my experience gaming has taught me anything, I'll be fighting somebody around this corner

I choose you..

Did you know I’m a very good boy?

Most photogenic doggo

Indeed

Ahoi Nii-san

We don't deserve memelords

Someone drove through a brick wall in my town, saw this on there the next day.

I always thought something was wrong in that sentence

thanks Squigga very cool

the 3 likes worth more than a million others

6 year draws his family, and we're a bunch of dicks

Driving Around Cops

Not going anywhere anyway.

Cheesy math

My latest cartoon reject from The New Yorker

So basically, this is how a nuclear reactor works

Just so you know!

Took my daughter to the zoo and she wanted a picture with the "dancing turtles".

stranger ketchup!!!!

we need answers !

Anime girls love you too

Local Job Posting Looking for Server

Tongue noodling:

   

Summer time poetry