It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
702,888 Poster of the Year
Stop wasting my time
Consider this a warning
16 mil dislikes...
F*** Your Lights
Finally getting into falconry
It do be like that
Help me choose..
*suspicion intensifies *
might be a bit obsessed
I choose peace
God save the queen
Kind of the hill
The military explaining memes be like
Ok...hear me out
Homeless people by 2025
It only hurts when I exist
A true work of art
Last Known Confederate Flag
Sometimes, I like to look at pictures of Earth, and marvel at it’s true beauty.
We will cut them by half
They gave me the creeps
The kid on the right successfully trolled the State Education Department on the cover of a publication that has now been sent out to a million families
Snapped this while my wife was driving. She was not impressed.
The Air Force is preparing for the Naruto runners
This sign at the piercing shop I’m at.
Record speeds today
Meanwhile at face app headquarters
Just stay inside
No it don't...
Kinda couple goals
This happens every day.
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to try and draw my customers. Nothing better than the correcting background spouse.
So this happened today
"where are you hiding the champagne?"
Area 51 Cat Girl Rescue (OC)
My brother's GEICO car has been vandalized...and he didn't know until I pointed it out to him. Who knows how long he's been driving around like this?
The struggles of dieting
This little *** bit me today
My friends picking me up from the airport....
modern problem requires modern solution
Another actors career ruined by drugs & alcohol.
What’s all this talk of cats? There is only ONE cat.
With Wet Celery
oh god, england pls
Spa day for my girlfriend
Who tf has been dealing to my dog?
I'll be Making Two Comics per Week
Spidey is one of us.
lmao she has such an awful taste
Really love the new Nintendo Swiss Lite
...meanwhile in Australia
Joseph Joestar learning the lethal clacker volley technique
My friend’s birthday gift to her husband: a fantastic painting of their Derperman Pinscher
Hippo likes you
Born just in time for Area 51 you say?
Time for plotting plan B!
He seems so happy
Frosty the trollman
Yeah... my life isn't that bad after all...
What a strange thing
“The cat framed me!”
Savagery as its finest
Sign found at Toledo Zoo in Ohio
Also how I get my wife’s attention...
Oh, Master Wayne, behaaaaaaaaaave!
Success is unprotected hard work
husky telling a joke ....
Someone's in trouble
That has to be
But... how does he see with he has his shirt on?
just stole this don't @ me
To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.
In the middle of a war but the beat is pure fire
Who the *** wrote this book about me
In the lab...
We have food at home. A lot tbh.
My brother was assembling a table when suddenly...
Well that's one way to deal with a problem.