We will cut them by half

They gave me the creeps

The kid on the right successfully trolled the State Education Department on the cover of a publication that has now been sent out to a million families

The glass!

Snapped this while my wife was driving. She was not impressed.

The Air Force is preparing for the Naruto runners

This sign at the piercing shop I’m at.

Record speeds today

Meanwhile at face app headquarters

Just stay inside

No it don't...

Kinda couple goals

This happens every day.

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to try and draw my customers. Nothing better than the correcting background spouse.

So this happened today

MEirl

Tommy Vercetti

Darth Funky

"where are you hiding the champagne?"

Haha yes

Area 51 Cat Girl Rescue (OC)

My brother's GEICO car has been vandalized...and he didn't know until I pointed it out to him. Who knows how long he's been driving around like this?

The struggles of dieting

This little *** bit me today

My friends picking me up from the airport....

modern problem requires modern solution

Another actors career ruined by drugs & alcohol.

What’s all this talk of cats? There is only ONE cat.

With Wet Celery

oh god, england pls

gottem

Spa day for my girlfriend

Who tf has been dealing to my dog?

I'll be Making Two Comics per Week

Spidey is one of us.

lmao she has such an awful taste

   

Really love the new Nintendo Swiss Lite

Wingardium shapeofyousa!!

   

...meanwhile in Australia

Joseph Joestar learning the lethal clacker volley technique

My friend’s birthday gift to her husband: a fantastic painting of their Derperman Pinscher

Hippo likes you

Born just in time for Area 51 you say?

Time for plotting plan B!

He seems so happy

Frosty the trollman

Idiots

Good solution!

Yeah... my life isn't that bad after all...

What a strange thing

   

“The cat framed me!”

Savagery as its finest

Sign found at Toledo Zoo in Ohio

Also how I get my wife’s attention...

Oh, Master Wayne, behaaaaaaaaaave!

Success is unprotected hard work

husky telling a joke ....

haha :)

Someone's in trouble

That has to be

But... how does he see with he has his shirt on?

just stole this don't @ me

To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.

In the middle of a war but the beat is pure fire

Who the *** wrote this book about me

In the lab...

We have food at home. A lot tbh.

My brother was assembling a table when suddenly...

Hahaha lol

Well that's one way to deal with a problem.

ball

RIOT for Bilbo Baggins

that filter is a real life saver

I can't disagree

its mean

Stay away from the mirror

When the worlds of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory and Doctor Who collide

How alcohol affects professionals

Carla, a fallen soldier.

My 5’1” girlfriend went to a brewery and sent me this.

Pretty normal these days

fugg

Confused destruction 100

I work in a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. Here is a caller that can’t quite hear me for some reason:

nice job anon

And so it be

Kids Follow their Parents

He's right you know

Lmao gottem

Only people in the UKwill understand.

damn weebs

Gotta love that sweet southern heat

Tomorrow is gonna be an interesting day.

And the award for best donut shop ad goes to.....

As an engineer this is very relevant

Ohh Boy!

When, Germans tweet.