minor fracture detected

Legend

I wouldn't mind if she would also succ at riding dick

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Ah $hit here we go again

Never stop being you, Florida

I Bet They’re Australian, that Whole Country is one Big Spider Breeding Ground

Pizza fork

The difference between Urban, Suburban, and Rural

Eye for eye

Checkmate, optimists!

Pretty interesting has anyone seen this before

I scream anyone?

I volunteered at my 9 year old son's day camp today. I asked him this morning to pack us a lunch. I really regret not checking what he had packed before we left...

Turtle! Turtle!

Day 273, still don't know what it means.

We’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled

Great way to end your high school career...

Now here's a little story ..

FFFFFF

The fight that could end humanity as we know it.

Home Depot is the place to be on a Friday night

Probably the most accurate pie chart I’ve seen.

now im wondering if they got paid

AGGGLLLOOOODDDDDGGG!!!

Women = time+money

Intelligence 100

Pretty much everyday

Just finishing Stranger Things and I realize I have the same ugly and discolored wallpaper as Will's house.

Today an alpaca bit my boob

I just don't see it happening

Saw this on a waste truck...

its and albany panel

New York bans Cat Declawing!

Naturally grown meat = no animal cruelty. Will we ever win with these people? Sheesh!

#justbeardeddragonthings

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s Doug the mouth breather from today:

The student has surpassed the master.

It's terminal

The exact moment before my mom found out why all her laundry still was wet

Who taught you how to drive?

Some might say appropriate...

For motivation, I like to leave encouraging notes for myself around the house.

Right good left bad

I left a surprise for whoever replaces the flooring next

Someone at my stepdads work put dry ice in the toilet by mistake.

reunion.

What an inspirational man !!!

Not mine but it's so hot here I totally relate....

Sumimasen, nani the ***?

Lengedaries Tho...

It's hot on the London Underground

Wholesome

imagine the admins wouldn't try to ruin the site

Aw that’s so adorable

Harsh words from local golf management.

I wonder what Argentina did with its share of nazis

If she fast..

you just got wrecked.

Are you ok, Mark Manson?

Made a donation to UNICEF for Christmas under a silly name. Turns out UNICEF respect silly names.

Harry Potter and the prisoner of

Not me though.

Solve it like real girls !!!

Yare Yare Daze

That's a duo i don't want to mess with.

RIP megazone

RIP uncle Ben

Memes, an updated form of a Rorschach test

Come on...I am not kiwi...

Mustn't move, mustn't make a sound

It all balances out

*Sad kitty face*

The live action Disney remake

your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should

Four

Up to the last drop

beyond

I drew a fish tank

When people say their husky looks like a wolf

Manger's Special.

Buddy

Money me, money now.

Ever wonder what a lego infestation looks like?

Chihuahua gone with the wind

“Someone tried to unlock your phone”

My Dad hit a sprinkler dead on with one of his drives today at a local golf tournament. He's in the blue shirt

Rise up

Nice try Decepticon.

I don't know where to even start

Recieved this in my change today... the word 'boner' hasn't made me laugh this hard in a long time. Thank you, you vandalizing stranger.

My god there’s more

Working in someone's house wondering why the cat kept staring at me. Ten minutes later noticed it was a bag of food.

Just think about all the treasures we'll find

this is how fake news happen

Ad hits the nail on the head and made me do some soul searching. I've decided to eat my dog

God Damned Millennials...

Squidward is a man of culture

Incognito.

That’s the spirit!