Who taught you how to drive?
Some might say appropriate...
For motivation, I like to leave encouraging notes for myself around the house.
Right good left bad
I left a surprise for whoever replaces the flooring next
Someone at my stepdads work put dry ice in the toilet by mistake.
reunion.
What an inspirational man !!!
Not mine but it's so hot here I totally relate....
Sumimasen, nani the ***?
Lengedaries Tho...
It's hot on the London Underground
Wholesome
imagine the admins wouldn't try to ruin the site
Aw that’s so adorable
Harsh words from local golf management.
I wonder what Argentina did with its share of nazis
If she fast..
you just got wrecked.
Are you ok, Mark Manson?
Made a donation to UNICEF for Christmas under a silly name. Turns out UNICEF respect silly names.
Harry Potter and the prisoner of
Not me though.
Solve it like real girls !!!
Yare Yare Daze
That's a duo i don't want to mess with.
RIP megazone
RIP uncle Ben
Memes, an updated form of a Rorschach test
Come on...I am not kiwi...
Mustn't move, mustn't make a sound
It all balances out
*Sad kitty face*
The live action Disney remake
your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should
Four
Up to the last drop
beyond
I drew a fish tank
When people say their husky looks like a wolf
Manger's Special.
Buddy
Money me, money now.
Ever wonder what a lego infestation looks like?
Chihuahua gone with the wind
“Someone tried to unlock your phone”
My Dad hit a sprinkler dead on with one of his drives today at a local golf tournament. He's in the blue shirt
Rise up
Nice try Decepticon.
I don't know where to even start
Recieved this in my change today... the word 'boner' hasn't made me laugh this hard in a long time. Thank you, you vandalizing stranger.
My god there’s more
Working in someone's house wondering why the cat kept staring at me. Ten minutes later noticed it was a bag of food.
Just think about all the treasures we'll find
this is how fake news happen
Ad hits the nail on the head and made me do some soul searching. I've decided to eat my dog
God Damned Millennials...
Squidward is a man of culture
Incognito.
That’s the spirit!
Believe me, I tried.
Corporate wants you to tell the difference between the two pictures.
*mission impossible theme intensifies*
And does he wear pants?
Y w
Only 40s BC kids will understand...
"Theft Proof" hand bag -- most men can't locate the zipper.
Sack up
Looks so delicious.
Just don’t feed him
My 4 year old niece can't read and bought me this birthday card because it featured 'a cute dog with a party hat'
Well I guess it does
I had to make my cat his own tampon toy so he stop stealing mine from the trash
Featuring: insomnia
My wife put the old filter on her baby photo and I can’t stop laughing at “baby grandma”
Top Gun 2 Mystery Solved?
Oof
Yeah no...
Why i don't wear jeans
Hold my diet coke.
Nobody explain
Still in my feels about this.
Schools these days smh
Best Christmas song
They speak the truth tho
its the new comic sans
This sign I found at a godfathers pizza restaurant.
Meow sounds?
Let me mansplain how flawed your sexiest chairs are
Handy flowchart for Total Eclipse of the Heart
Was playing around with the Jaws 2 poster during a smoke break and some random goober walking by said I should “turn that frown upside down.”
Meta
Its just waiting to die
I read it wrong too...
He's got you there
GOTTEM
Nobody expects the ~~Spanish Inquisition~~ shit like this
How doughnut holes are made
Has the US military gone soft??
Somebody tried to divide by zero right in this place