Instructions for my new Ring doorbell know me too well.

Meanwhile, in Bradford:

esp

WOW

As the choir sings...

Interesting loading screen

I feel blessed

The story of my life...

cant stop the beat

Something to be proud of

There’s a hole in my blinds

Saw this comment on The Cats movie trailer.

it do be like that

Detox

As a Texan this makes me sad

Ain't nobody going to be satisfied until everybody miserable

The Kardashian’s holding white balls for the first time.

Guess what is his final smash

Office Meetings are like this

Mood

We’ve been telling my dad he looks like Bruce Willis. Finally got a chance to show him.

Co-author

"This is Amy Parks reporting from AAMI Park"

facts

I can`t wait

A friend caught this.

These washing instructions gave me a good laugh.

This guy has a point

This is probably whats going on between Texans and Californians

Mathematisaurus Rex

You are regretfully invited...

A cute dog but actually just rust

Pull the lever!

This is kinda sad if you think about it

Drunk af at the party and you open the wrong door looking for the restroom

The making of something great

Take that sun!!

fun with level creators

I don't think she'd make a good single mom just yet

minor fracture detected

Legend

I wouldn't mind if she would also succ at riding dick

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Ah $hit here we go again

Never stop being you, Florida

I Bet They’re Australian, that Whole Country is one Big Spider Breeding Ground

Pizza fork

The difference between Urban, Suburban, and Rural

Eye for eye

Checkmate, optimists!

Pretty interesting has anyone seen this before

I scream anyone?

I volunteered at my 9 year old son's day camp today. I asked him this morning to pack us a lunch. I really regret not checking what he had packed before we left...

Turtle! Turtle!

Day 273, still don't know what it means.

We’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled

Great way to end your high school career...

Now here's a little story ..

FFFFFF

The fight that could end humanity as we know it.

Home Depot is the place to be on a Friday night

Probably the most accurate pie chart I’ve seen.

now im wondering if they got paid

AGGGLLLOOOODDDDDGGG!!!

Women = time+money

Intelligence 100

Pretty much everyday

Just finishing Stranger Things and I realize I have the same ugly and discolored wallpaper as Will's house.

Today an alpaca bit my boob

I just don't see it happening

Saw this on a waste truck...

its and albany panel

New York bans Cat Declawing!

Naturally grown meat = no animal cruelty. Will we ever win with these people? Sheesh!

#justbeardeddragonthings

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s Doug the mouth breather from today:

The student has surpassed the master.

It's terminal

The exact moment before my mom found out why all her laundry still was wet

Who taught you how to drive?

Some might say appropriate...

For motivation, I like to leave encouraging notes for myself around the house.

Right good left bad

I left a surprise for whoever replaces the flooring next

Someone at my stepdads work put dry ice in the toilet by mistake.

reunion.

What an inspirational man !!!

Not mine but it's so hot here I totally relate....

Sumimasen, nani the ***?

Lengedaries Tho...

It's hot on the London Underground

Wholesome

imagine the admins wouldn't try to ruin the site

Aw that’s so adorable

Harsh words from local golf management.

I wonder what Argentina did with its share of nazis

If she fast..

you just got wrecked.

Are you ok, Mark Manson?

Made a donation to UNICEF for Christmas under a silly name. Turns out UNICEF respect silly names.