Whatever Stephen King told us about It's backstory, this is how really Pennywise was born. I doubt whoever owns this carpet is okay...

Who wants to run a marthon

It's too damn hot

visibility

Piss is mostly water too

He has his father's legs.

I never knew women were categorized by Peta as animals...

Well, it’s a spaceship...

The best deal ever!

revenge

She later made a video about it with a friend

I see

Mood

Stop making me blush

Dad Rivalry

Mom, who let this bear sit in the house ?

Mortal Enemies....

Whose this supposed to be

venmo me silly boys.

Fuᴄking wizards man

Screw white people and their*shuffles deck, draws card*courtesy to cashiers and people behind them

I bought a billboard to promote my business and they screwed up the formatting

The hardest part of my job is pretending I haven’t heard the same jokes 100 times

Local police social media

When spacing really really matters.

I’m concerned

Ｔ Ａ Ｎ Ｋ

“Missing pet ant”

Counted Out.

Our weekly choir

I also work in a call center...

Piano starts playing in the distance (OC)

bitter coffee

Marijuana producer is having a BBQ. I call it a Weed and Feed.

And it happens every single time!

We know each other ?

This is me at work today...

This very nice Canadian boat

Youth these days and their slang!

I can explain every natural phenomenon

Slept like a newborn that night

How Scott Pilgrim Vs The World translated a meta joke from black & white comic to colored edition

Four hotdogs, please

My favorite thing to burn...

Just a small little puff of air

ITS BRITNEY ***

Instructions for my new Ring doorbell know me too well.

Meanwhile, in Bradford:

esp

WOW

As the choir sings...

Interesting loading screen

I feel blessed

The story of my life...

cant stop the beat

Something to be proud of

There’s a hole in my blinds

Saw this comment on The Cats movie trailer.

it do be like that

Detox

As a Texan this makes me sad

Ain't nobody going to be satisfied until everybody miserable

The Kardashian’s holding white balls for the first time.

Guess what is his final smash

Office Meetings are like this

Mood

We’ve been telling my dad he looks like Bruce Willis. Finally got a chance to show him.

Co-author

"This is Amy Parks reporting from AAMI Park"

facts

I can`t wait

A friend caught this.

These washing instructions gave me a good laugh.

This guy has a point

This is probably whats going on between Texans and Californians

Mathematisaurus Rex

You are regretfully invited...

A cute dog but actually just rust

Pull the lever!

This is kinda sad if you think about it

Drunk af at the party and you open the wrong door looking for the restroom

The making of something great

Take that sun!!

fun with level creators

I don't think she'd make a good single mom just yet

minor fracture detected

Legend

I wouldn't mind if she would also succ at riding dick

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Ah $hit here we go again

Never stop being you, Florida

I Bet They’re Australian, that Whole Country is one Big Spider Breeding Ground

Pizza fork

The difference between Urban, Suburban, and Rural

Eye for eye

Checkmate, optimists!

Pretty interesting has anyone seen this before

I scream anyone?

I volunteered at my 9 year old son's day camp today. I asked him this morning to pack us a lunch. I really regret not checking what he had packed before we left...

Turtle! Turtle!