you tried so hard and got so far, but in the end you're still china

My favorite pair of boots

Bring me a shrubery skywalker!

Mother***er

Polyarmory

This sign on my grandpa's door

Where's the sword?

The last of a generation

Found in a Gas Station Restroom

For Being polite

Holy ***in shit!

El Crasho —>

Better use those tears to keep hydrated...

Hard To Pick

At least he’s being honest

M'lady.

We all need a break once in a while.

Never visit a bank when horny!!

I love my job...

Yeah, I’m totally disgusted too, babe. Totally...

Emotion

Every heterosexual couple’s level of effort

WhITe peOplE Can'T ExpERienCe RaCisM

"accidentally"

Wookie is the best solution!

Getting older? That wasn't part of my plan

Volume warning

The Famous Quote

HA-ha Captain Doesn't Have a Dad

Congratulations

Burger King commits murder in Brussels

How could he do this.

Ill be the roundabout

Interns are like kids, if it gets quiet you should check on them.

Now it’s good

Even hundred years ago people lived in a society

Had my picture taken with R.E.M...

Meet the “Discount Avengers”

Boris Johnson’s first Job 1864

accurate

now this is podracing

k̬̜̺f̭͖̙̼͈̕d̸̞͎̯̯̠j̛h͔̝̜̟̘gf̯̬͇̠̬̦

bike's kickstance

2049 is gonna be lit!!!

Thought it was struck by lightning

Is it pronounced Misery?

At my local Vets office.

Not when you're quantum ꜱhitting

Finally science being put to good use.

*crawls back into mother's vagina*

Stranger things...

I can’t...

Britain suffers a heatwave

Jes haha

killing it

Add one more to the list of things old age takes away

For my 18th birthday!

Who doesn't do this on a daily basis

Pretty nuts

Brutal!

Not again, Chris

42

God still isn’t impressed

He is unstoppable

Posted in the office bathroom

I felt for this

Terry Crews for the win

Trying to help

Pro gamer move

I work at a call center. My callers always seem to spell out the words/names I don’t need the spelling on.

The four phases of him finding out I pet another dog.

Welcome to F*ck Mountain

The come back

hate when this happens

Oily Josh

This dog is clearly very innocent.

You vs Me. Let's do this

I'm in charge now

Two students with different messages on a math teacher’s “class tips” board

I know this dog logic all too well.

They probably should have used a different font...

I get it.

He dined for your sins.

Watermelon is bad

Free is always good. Come get it.

Now that’s an interesting way to sell ad space

AKA *** surcharge

Remember that.

15 years ago, this idea got me my first ad agency job.

yo are you online on msn?

Ronald is looking a little rough around the edges.

In Diamond and Pearl you can find out that it was normal for humans ancestors to fug with pokemon

Better start practicing if I only have a chance at one event

the wolf and the sheep

Kids in vintage commercials

Hi kids, wanna buy some communism?

Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

Pool Noodle

Well, shucks

The most extreme of them all