Not when you're quantum ꜱhitting

Finally science being put to good use.

*crawls back into mother's vagina*

Stranger things...

I can’t...

Britain suffers a heatwave

Jes haha

killing it

Add one more to the list of things old age takes away

For my 18th birthday!

Who doesn't do this on a daily basis

Pretty nuts

Brutal!

Not again, Chris

42

God still isn’t impressed

He is unstoppable

Posted in the office bathroom

I felt for this

Terry Crews for the win

Trying to help

Pro gamer move

I work at a call center. My callers always seem to spell out the words/names I don’t need the spelling on.

The four phases of him finding out I pet another dog.

Welcome to F*ck Mountain

The come back

hate when this happens

Oily Josh

This dog is clearly very innocent.

You vs Me. Let's do this

I'm in charge now

Two students with different messages on a math teacher’s “class tips” board

I know this dog logic all too well.

They probably should have used a different font...

I get it.

He dined for your sins.

Watermelon is bad

Free is always good. Come get it.

Now that’s an interesting way to sell ad space

AKA *** surcharge

Remember that.

15 years ago, this idea got me my first ad agency job.

yo are you online on msn?

Ronald is looking a little rough around the edges.

In Diamond and Pearl you can find out that it was normal for humans ancestors to fug with pokemon

Better start practicing if I only have a chance at one event

the wolf and the sheep

Kids in vintage commercials

Hi kids, wanna buy some communism?

Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

Pool Noodle

Well, shucks

The most extreme of them all

Little N-word dumb af.

Ironic choice for the largest bill

R Kelly math

Eminapin because the pope is wrappin

mentelgen.

Ummmmmmm

Bonerr!!

Pls no

Unexpected.

Marriage councelor

Guilty AF.

Let’s switch

He needs one!!!

Whatever Stephen King told us about It's backstory, this is how really Pennywise was born. I doubt whoever owns this carpet is okay...

Who wants to run a marthon

It's too damn hot

visibility

Piss is mostly water too

He has his father's legs.

I never knew women were categorized by Peta as animals...

Well, it’s a spaceship...

The best deal ever!

revenge

She later made a video about it with a friend

I see

Mood

Stop making me blush

Dad Rivalry

Mom, who let this bear sit in the house ?

Mortal Enemies....

Whose this supposed to be

venmo me silly boys.

Fuᴄking wizards man

Screw white people and their*shuffles deck, draws card*courtesy to cashiers and people behind them

I bought a billboard to promote my business and they screwed up the formatting

The hardest part of my job is pretending I haven’t heard the same jokes 100 times

Local police social media

When spacing really really matters.

I’m concerned

Ｔ Ａ Ｎ Ｋ

“Missing pet ant”

Counted Out.

Our weekly choir

I also work in a call center...

Piano starts playing in the distance (OC)

bitter coffee

Marijuana producer is having a BBQ. I call it a Weed and Feed.