I will never look at eggs the same....

You have my attention...

Human Sundial

Would you eat this

Nice

my wife has low iron and is always cold but i honestly believe i married a ninja

Great sign for a vaccum shop.

Meouch

Baby Krampus

McDonalds new Demonic Sundae

Even the cat got enough of this heat

Nope, but thanks.

No more free licks ***s

Holy milk

They're also very versatile. You can add so much stuff to them.

"Are you done getting your freaking internet points Karen?"

I'll get to it then.

Not sure if they did this on purpose or not...

Newton's Cradle swingsets, get them at Costco for a limited time only!

Be more open

Don't forget to Ｈ Ｙ Ｄ Ｒ Ａ Ｔ Ｅ

It’s all about perspective I guess...

So that's the purpose of this pocket

Flexing on all y'all: priceless

Hey, can I take your picture? Uh, I guess so.

This Taiwanese teacher probably shouldn't have labeled each kid's plant with their pictures.

Pfft because I'm totally not keeping the car.

My friend’s parents did him dirty

Green vehicle parking only

Deer sun

now featured in disneyland TM

Cute sister and cute brother

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo

Well my thought it was funny

thats true :) :) :)

When you cannot survive in Survival Mode

Powering up..r..r..r..rrreeeeeee!

Can someone please tell me what's happening here...

I wanted the window seat

Panzer of the lake is all grown up

Spotted at Howling Wolf in Salem, MA

I’m passionate about not being homeless

o v niice

Redneck Dream Catcher ...!

At the end of the first day at a subsea technology conference I asked an important question. The next day the speakers embraced my ridiculousness in their talks.

Anything to feel alive

Just installed a fake bookcase with a secret passageway behind it!

Go Fish.

Inspiring words

doomed

When Pooh realized he was in the wrong woods...

Want a balloon son?

He flew too close

“They’re not that comfortable and they sound pretty bad.”

Indian airways

I blame cartoons for my taste in girls

Water.

Classic British railway service

CREEPER! (join the HL Dicord server)

Blessed x3

.. I thought I was only sending you to the airport?.

I'm gonna add this to my "Thing I didn't know I wanted list"

Thanks for the feedback Janet

How you doin’

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e

Found this on the back of a pet wash van

With great power comes....

Great way to advertise

Mario: The Professional

This guy. This guy is a legend.

an important warning

The older I get, the younger this guy looks.

He’s Golden

Just bought a new pack of hair bands cause mine kept mysteriously disappearing...then moved my couch to vacuum and found this

Heroes at work

Tony the tiger

free soup

My daughter often looks unsure of our ability to care for her

It’s real punny

New motorcycle helmet

GoodBoy...

When the donuts aren’t great, but they aren’t bad either.

Next level metal vest

*** the pot

Oof

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* CLICK *

No filter.

Lasagna

Request fulfilled

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(TITLE OF THE YEAR *** YOU)ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ohh Homer!!

Facebook post wins dad joke of the day

Great dad joke right here

Go convince yourself

I wonder.

you tried so hard and got so far, but in the end you're still china

My favorite pair of boots

Bring me a shrubery skywalker!

Mother***er