Blessed x3

.. I thought I was only sending you to the airport?.

I'm gonna add this to my "Thing I didn't know I wanted list"

Thanks for the feedback Janet

How you doin’

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e

Found this on the back of a pet wash van

With great power comes....

Great way to advertise

Mario: The Professional

This guy. This guy is a legend.

an important warning

The older I get, the younger this guy looks.

He’s Golden

Just bought a new pack of hair bands cause mine kept mysteriously disappearing...then moved my couch to vacuum and found this

Heroes at work

Tony the tiger

free soup

My daughter often looks unsure of our ability to care for her

It’s real punny

New motorcycle helmet

GoodBoy...

When the donuts aren’t great, but they aren’t bad either.

Next level metal vest

*** the pot

Oof

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* CLICK *

No filter.

Lasagna

Request fulfilled

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(TITLE OF THE YEAR *** YOU)ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ohh Homer!!

Facebook post wins dad joke of the day

Great dad joke right here

Go convince yourself

I wonder.

you tried so hard and got so far, but in the end you're still china

My favorite pair of boots

Bring me a shrubery skywalker!

Mother***er

Polyarmory

This sign on my grandpa's door

Where's the sword?

The last of a generation

Found in a Gas Station Restroom

For Being polite

Holy ***in shit!

El Crasho —>

Better use those tears to keep hydrated...

Hard To Pick

At least he’s being honest

M'lady.

We all need a break once in a while.

Never visit a bank when horny!!

I love my job...

Yeah, I’m totally disgusted too, babe. Totally...

Emotion

Every heterosexual couple’s level of effort

WhITe peOplE Can'T ExpERienCe RaCisM

"accidentally"

Wookie is the best solution!

Getting older? That wasn't part of my plan

Volume warning

The Famous Quote

HA-ha Captain Doesn't Have a Dad

Congratulations

Burger King commits murder in Brussels

How could he do this.

Ill be the roundabout

Interns are like kids, if it gets quiet you should check on them.

Now it’s good

Even hundred years ago people lived in a society

Had my picture taken with R.E.M...

Meet the “Discount Avengers”

Boris Johnson’s first Job 1864

accurate

now this is podracing

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bike's kickstance

2049 is gonna be lit!!!

Thought it was struck by lightning

Is it pronounced Misery?

At my local Vets office.

Not when you're quantum ꜱhitting

Finally science being put to good use.

*crawls back into mother's vagina*

Stranger things...

I can’t...

Britain suffers a heatwave

Jes haha

killing it

Add one more to the list of things old age takes away

For my 18th birthday!

Who doesn't do this on a daily basis

Pretty nuts

Brutal!

Not again, Chris

42

God still isn’t impressed