"Do what you must. I have already won."
What I can only imagine was Winston Churchill’s nightmare...
Tips on loading screena
is that a weapon or a penis
Interesting
careful she is a
Just overthink
carrot and veggies
Add a few bucks for tomato loving squirrels.
righteous stonking honkers
And he still got a 5 star review.
Cupid was usually all about bringing people together, but after a few drinks he turned mean....
anon knows how to cheer someone up
Epic sunburn
Thieves!!
thats actually a good idea
he had no choice
Be honest, you read this line last...
Go get your probe ready
My brother and I have been hiding a decorative skeleton on each other for months. Today, he went for a run and left his car here. So naturally...
My friend wants to start being more positive, but doesn't want to give up his dark brooding image. So I made him some stickers.
Gotta work out the kinks.
I’ll take the toasted one please
The "Improved Pain Scale" at my chiropractors office
Was bored at the car,Tried to match my face to abe lincoln on the 5$ bill and it WORKED !
Just re-arranged my friend's DVD collection. How long before he notices?
I work at a sign shop. Here's today's gold.
Rambo 20
Damn you Netflix and your smoking!!
With the news of a fortnite tournament with a $3M prize, I give you this 20 year old far side comic. Gary Larson was ahead of his time, but I don't think he knew it.
A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is
Man chess irl would be pretty fun
Not just the women, but the men and the children too
Saw this at real jokes and thought it was pretty good.
Movies are open to interpretation.
Absolute Mad Lad!!!
kebab habibi
Step dad ate some edibles and forgot how to close the cereal box properly
the wii u was a mistake tho
It always seems like such a good idea at first
An intersection in Bakersfield, CA
Creeper
Sound advice for anyone considering a degree in art
So my boyfriend had his birthday dinner with Jennifer Lawrence
Bonk Bonk
F is for Ooof
Ultimate Arm Wrestling
You know it’s true
Pros about being gay
Thought this was funny
race
anon and his revenge
1984
Lion Drive Thru...
Thanks Human
Karma ...
Wouldn't it be nice
It’s gonna crash!
Wait...what?! How?
I never knew this, but college group assignments make this a fact.
Live your life to the fullest
Thank you, Papa Roach
Never ask a coworker to write your two weeks notice
It's only sexual if it turns you on
Movie Love vs True Love
I like my metal with a little rock
Difference btwn a man and woman reading a sweet letter
Fully pickled
Just a turtle wearing jeans
Space Orcs
Mr. Muscle Cat
For my newest unnecessary invention I am equally disgusted yet in love. I made the first ever pair of Crocs Gloves.
Awww so cute !
Interesting counter point
How to talk to girls
Sauce pls
what a flex
respect
Back from vacation to find my desk redecorated.
"I bring you love"
Nukes detected
Now This Is How You Run A Fundraiser.
My trombone teacher had this in his office
It's possibile?
Running for your life is apparently a good body weight exercise.
One hit wonder
This hawk has approximately zero ***s to give.
Someone hit my friend’s car and ran away but they left their plate number stamped on it.
Putting in screen doors for warmer weather, my cat thinks I moved the door.
Gottem
Black metal band logo created thanks to a mandarin.
What a classic
I would like to introduce you to my religion
Sounds about right
Googled "dog bread" instead of "dog breed". Not dissapointed.
Sorry, Max. I can’t let you in!
The only way to introduce yourself to your crush.
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Common sense New Zealand.
The Difference a Decade Makes...