I am in a masters program right now and this is my constant state of mind
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A Spicey Meataball!
The most patriotic of bumper stickers
The best card I’ve ever found.
Vacuuming at an animal shelter.
Finally got Uber in rural East Texas!
Peter Dinklage and his daughter
Damn, ok savage
Meat's back on the menu
I only stare because I care
How about some Butters to brighten your day?
What else haven't you told me??
Gotta pump up those numbers
here is another one fam. another gift from my mom
Is that why my daddy left me?
"I'd have to check my calendar, why?"
My girlfriend wanted a cute photo of her on our last day of vacation
Good times, good times
Never to be seen again
“So why did you get fired?”
Sorry to let your hopes down pal
I like tacos & burritos
Being a parent is hard
My mom makes cool shit like this all the time.
Ah yes, that familiar aroma.
Don't forget your pencil....
Peppa went to Chernobyl!
My youngest and oldest on Splash Mountain with me. This pic always makes me laugh.
You know, I'm something of a car guy myself
It is on sale!
Today was my birthday. My friend knows Im a huge star wars fan so he made me this
Most difficult situation ever face
How do I beat this guy?
I'm subjectively busy
Hit the joint one too many times like...
Lift with your knees and not with your back
Shark stepping on a Lego
Got a Jumbo Churro with white chocolate sauce. I did not think this through...
No pain no gain
Out of sight
Sorry wrong person
This is perfect for both toddlers and drunk adults.
Ace Ventura is the best of Jim Carrey in my opinion.
Ruled by cats
This birb is melting
In the men's restroom today
Who doesn't love these things together!
The double life of Xi Jinping
Cups in Japanese McDonald's
Joe reading this title
They are people after all, I suppose.
First sweet potato harvested!
When men get sick...
Fabbiha cannot handle your shit rn
My buddy is really into cheese making right now.
This is worse than saying it out loud.
This hit me right in the feels
Raise your paw if you are a good boy.
An impression of deja vu
Thank FSM I drink water
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller...
The ultimate way to serve corn to your guests
Such wisdom can only come from this man.
Spiderman: far from seeing
Be gone thot
This patient is disturbed
Meed The Mayor Of Idyllwild, Ca. His Name Is Max. He's A Very Good Boi.
A new poster for Hobbs and Shaw that I made yesterday. Based off someone asking, "Is Hobbs & Shaw about that kid and his stuffed tiger?"
Guess who didn't pay for renovation
The only tool you need
Yes I would
"I saw a mouse this morning, and it was this big!"
My friend plays roller derby. A photographer caught an interesting picture of her during a championship game and I felt it needed more dinosaurs...
I've seen terrible things
In honor of the anniversary of the last bag of peanuts offered on a Southwest flight, Orlando International Airport set up this exhibit to honor a relic of airplane food history