The only tool you need

Yes I would

"I saw a mouse this morning, and it was this big!"

My friend plays roller derby. A photographer caught an interesting picture of her during a championship game and I felt it needed more dinosaurs...

inspirational

I've seen terrible things

In honor of the anniversary of the last bag of peanuts offered on a Southwest flight, Orlando International Airport set up this exhibit to honor a relic of airplane food history

Gentlemen, do not go to Kohl’s!

The signmaker, has some time on their hands...

Everyone gangsta until the ***roach starts flying

BAR

Emoji

Rare spawn

Das bard revew es da best

Side effects.

"What the actual *** guys"

Full servers lately

Sunflower

Hey, it's in the bible

This is how stupid it sounds when people gives arguments against vaccines.

Uno!

me too

Gotcha bish

Badly behaved children will be made into pies!

the ultimate gamer book

Thanks

I still don’t understand why people are smoking USB flash drives!

Not today, Satan

Man Milk

100 Stealth

Using societal conformity to stop him from attacking. Nice.

16*

It really did though

Good ol' rub and tug

Computers went back farther than you think

Calm down avengers! John wick got him already

Well played gentlemen, well played..

Video Game Doggo On Set

"Bum"pkin Bowl

Easy

Minor

Lost Doug please locate ASAP

If you have ever wondered how magicians levitate...

Will smith works for nestle

The Queens Dresses

Anybody remember Jack Handey

I’m gonna take my horse to the...

Feeling cute, might puke on the carpet later idk

Going home

No excuse for a typo

My daughter can play hind and seek with the best of ‘em.

C'mon people!

Our kids are learning at an early age.

Found this in a candy shop the other day

They got me in the first half though, not gonna lie

double standards

You know what? Never mind...

Just hanging out...

I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers. I call this one: Every old person that has ever given me their email.

I had a bout of laughter because of this

Happy Birthday He-Crewes

Attempting to grow weed isn't illegal

We’ve all seen this somewhere

This ain't possible

Went to the bathroom but didn't know how to use the three shells

reader beware

Programmer's life, somewhere in the world!

Only people with square PP can understand this

He is not of this world

Goosebumps

School year incoming!

Dad logic

Summer is finally here

It’s only a flesh wound

Envious

Wow no way

Caw and Order

Raspberries make great lego hair

My in-laws went to Italy on holidays and brought pasta for everyone in a rush. They didn't pay much attention to the shape...

“Finally! A puppy friend! We’re gonna have so much fun chasing squirrels and playing ffFFFFAAAHHHHHHHGGGGG”

One is missing

Dumbass

Found this on our towns fb page

Behold, the majestic Potoo bird

Josh: "Video games"

This pain scale at my docters office

He’s helping!

all this nostalgia

'Sandlot' star Patrick Renna visits original sandlot from the film with his son. "I swear he just pointed!"

Dog

By no means a coincidence

checkmate

Google tryna get me killed.....

And a movie?

Piglet Puzzle.

My kid is at the “S” stage in life.

At an ice cream place we saw on vacation

I wonder if I'm in it

Oh yes!

those hoes only think about themself