My kid is at the “S” stage in life.

At an ice cream place we saw on vacation

I wonder if I'm in it

Oh yes!

those hoes only think about themself

Olivia has some good responsible friends.

Hen taking care of kittens during storm.

I deliver packages for Amazon, and came across this high tech security system.

Perhaps I have

Haribo made a scissor candy that looks quite a bit like a penis

When boys wake up

Jesus Chwist

What was he thinking?!

That’s one guilty-ass looking dog

BRING OUT YOUR DEAAAD!

Grammatically correct

Well I'm not even mad I lost my flop now..

Lovely cat!

‪Where are they now? Clippy after being laid off from Microsoft as the Office Assistant. ‬

I just realized a thing in my sons shirt.

New window tint designed to prevent police brutality

A folded Hamilton $10 + a Jackson $20 = The Hottest Founding Father Ever!

"Do what you must. I have already won."

What I can only imagine was Winston Churchill’s nightmare...

Tips on loading screena

is that a weapon or a penis

Interesting

careful she is a

Just overthink

carrot and veggies

Add a few bucks for tomato loving squirrels.

righteous stonking honkers

And he still got a 5 star review.

Cupid was usually all about bringing people together, but after a few drinks he turned mean....

anon knows how to cheer someone up

Epic sunburn

Thieves!!

thats actually a good idea

he had no choice

Be honest, you read this line last...

Go get your probe ready

My brother and I have been hiding a decorative skeleton on each other for months. Today, he went for a run and left his car here. So naturally...

My friend wants to start being more positive, but doesn't want to give up his dark brooding image. So I made him some stickers.

Gotta work out the kinks.

I’ll take the toasted one please

The "Improved Pain Scale" at my chiropractors office

Was bored at the car,Tried to match my face to abe lincoln on the 5$ bill and it WORKED !

Just re-arranged my friend's DVD collection. How long before he notices?

I work at a sign shop. Here's today's gold.

Rambo 20

Damn you Netflix and your smoking!!

With the news of a fortnite tournament with a $3M prize, I give you this 20 year old far side comic. Gary Larson was ahead of his time, but I don't think he knew it.

A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is

Man chess irl would be pretty fun

Not just the women, but the men and the children too

Saw this at real jokes and thought it was pretty good.

Movies are open to interpretation.

Absolute Mad Lad!!!

kebab habibi

Step dad ate some edibles and forgot how to close the cereal box properly

the wii u was a mistake tho

It always seems like such a good idea at first

An intersection in Bakersfield, CA

Creeper

Sound advice for anyone considering a degree in art

So my boyfriend had his birthday dinner with Jennifer Lawrence

Bonk Bonk

F is for Ooof

Ultimate Arm Wrestling

You know it’s true

Pros about being gay

Thought this was funny

race

anon and his revenge

1984

Lion Drive Thru...

Thanks Human

Karma ...

Wouldn't it be nice

It’s gonna crash!

Wait...what?! How?

I never knew this, but college group assignments make this a fact.

Live your life to the fullest

Thank you, Papa Roach

Never ask a coworker to write your two weeks notice

It's only sexual if it turns you on

Movie Love vs True Love

I like my metal with a little rock

Difference btwn a man and woman reading a sweet letter

Fully pickled

Just a turtle wearing jeans

Space Orcs

Mr. Muscle Cat

For my newest unnecessary invention I am equally disgusted yet in love. I made the first ever pair of Crocs Gloves.

Awww so cute !

Interesting counter point

How to talk to girls

Sauce pls

what a flex

respect