Not today, Satan
Man Milk
100 Stealth
Using societal conformity to stop him from attacking. Nice.
16*
It really did though
Good ol' rub and tug
Computers went back farther than you think
Calm down avengers! John wick got him already
Well played gentlemen, well played..
Video Game Doggo On Set
"Bum"pkin Bowl
Easy
Minor
Lost Doug please locate ASAP
If you have ever wondered how magicians levitate...
Will smith works for nestle
The Queens Dresses
Anybody remember Jack Handey
I’m gonna take my horse to the...
Feeling cute, might puke on the carpet later idk
Going home
No excuse for a typo
My daughter can play hind and seek with the best of ‘em.
C'mon people!
Our kids are learning at an early age.
Found this in a candy shop the other day
They got me in the first half though, not gonna lie
double standards
You know what? Never mind...
Just hanging out...
I work at a call center. I like to draw my callers. I call this one: Every old person that has ever given me their email.
I had a bout of laughter because of this
Happy Birthday He-Crewes
Attempting to grow weed isn't illegal
We’ve all seen this somewhere
This ain't possible
Went to the bathroom but didn't know how to use the three shells
reader beware
Programmer's life, somewhere in the world!
Only people with square PP can understand this
He is not of this world
Goosebumps
School year incoming!
Dad logic
Summer is finally here
It’s only a flesh wound
Envious
Wow no way
Caw and Order
Raspberries make great lego hair
My in-laws went to Italy on holidays and brought pasta for everyone in a rush. They didn't pay much attention to the shape...
“Finally! A puppy friend! We’re gonna have so much fun chasing squirrels and playing ffFFFFAAAHHHHHHHGGGGG”
One is missing
Dumbass
Found this on our towns fb page
Behold, the majestic Potoo bird
Josh: "Video games"
This pain scale at my docters office
He’s helping!
all this nostalgia
'Sandlot' star Patrick Renna visits original sandlot from the film with his son. "I swear he just pointed!"
Dog
By no means a coincidence
checkmate
Google tryna get me killed.....
And a movie?
Piglet Puzzle.
My kid is at the “S” stage in life.
At an ice cream place we saw on vacation
I wonder if I'm in it
Oh yes!
those hoes only think about themself
Olivia has some good responsible friends.
Hen taking care of kittens during storm.
I deliver packages for Amazon, and came across this high tech security system.
Perhaps I have
Haribo made a scissor candy that looks quite a bit like a penis
When boys wake up
Jesus Chwist
What was he thinking?!
That’s one guilty-ass looking dog
BRING OUT YOUR DEAAAD!
Grammatically correct
Well I'm not even mad I lost my flop now..
Lovely cat!
Where are they now? Clippy after being laid off from Microsoft as the Office Assistant.
I just realized a thing in my sons shirt.
New window tint designed to prevent police brutality
A folded Hamilton $10 + a Jackson $20 = The Hottest Founding Father Ever!
"Do what you must. I have already won."
What I can only imagine was Winston Churchill’s nightmare...
Tips on loading screena
is that a weapon or a penis
Interesting
careful she is a
Just overthink
carrot and veggies
Add a few bucks for tomato loving squirrels.
righteous stonking honkers