Winning sculpture at the 2019 Texas Sandfest.

My castle stands upon pillars of cumcrete

I needed a jump and after I thanked him for letting me use his battery with a smirk on his face he says “I meet the ladies this way”.

Concern Intensifies

Absolutely stunning

A few lines of a Britney song were given to a neural network and this is what the AI returned with

Saw this sign at a deli

I remember it quite well myself

A classic that always gets me laughing

blessed roast

We were away from work a few years ago and my boss was being a pest to the wait staff. Can you guess which country we are in?

L o n g face

Relatable

1 France = 1 unit of garbage

Is this some attractive joke I'm too ugly to understand?

Other peoples Dogs vs My dog

This ain't about me

Ian hunt on that shit though...

I am in a masters program right now and this is my constant state of mind

A Spicey Meataball!

August's schedule

The most patriotic of bumper stickers

Driving Gold

The best card I’ve ever found.

Vacuuming at an animal shelter.

Finally got Uber in rural East Texas!

Peter Dinklage and his daughter

Damn, ok savage

Meat's back on the menu

Best decision

I only stare because I care

Teaching

How about some Butters to brighten your day?

Truly.

Awww man

What else haven't you told me??

Oh Yeah...

Gotta pump up those numbers

Tiddies

here is another one fam. another gift from my mom

Is that why my daddy left me?

"I'd have to check my calendar, why?"

My girlfriend wanted a cute photo of her on our last day of vacation

Good times, good times

Never to be seen again

Why human?

“So why did you get fired?”

Sorry to let your hopes down pal

I like tacos & burritos

Being a parent is hard

Creeper

My mom makes cool shit like this all the time.

Ah yes, that familiar aroma.

Don't forget your pencil....

Peppa went to Chernobyl!

My youngest and oldest on Splash Mountain with me. This pic always makes me laugh.

You know, I'm something of a car guy myself

It is on sale!

toes detected

Today was my birthday. My friend knows Im a huge star wars fan so he made me this

class

Most difficult situation ever face

How do I beat this guy?

I'm subjectively busy

Hit the joint one too many times like...

Milf

Lift with your knees and not with your back

Shark stepping on a Lego

Multi-Aisle Drifting

Got a Jumbo Churro with white chocolate sauce. I did not think this through...

Top degeneracy

Magec

No pain no gain

Out of sight

Sorry wrong person

This is perfect for both toddlers and drunk adults.

Ace Ventura is the best of Jim Carrey in my opinion.

Ruled by cats

This birb is melting

Fire Swords

In the men's restroom today

Who doesn't love these things together!

Rail cat

Do tell...

Understandable incident

Vulture culture

The double life of Xi Jinping

Cups in Japanese McDonald's

Joe reading this title

They are people after all, I suppose.

First sweet potato harvested!

When men get sick...

Fabbiha cannot handle your shit rn

My buddy is really into cheese making right now.

This is worse than saying it out loud.

This hit me right in the feels

Boomshakalaka

cover up

Raise your paw if you are a good boy.

An impression of deja vu