*sad pluto noises*

The knowledge of the ancient times

The worlds best dad award goes to

It's all going according to plan...

My cat needs a beer and the remote

My sister was really inspired by this sexy tomato from our garden

Fan wears a Ryan Reynolds shirt to meet Hugh Jackman.

Meanwhile on google maps

What did I say!?!?

Mom's home.

Stupid little s*it you know nothing!

It's getting weird

BEWARE OF DOG!!!!

I hope Sean has a good sense of humor ...

So hot I may need a plunger

Great translation

Kids have no mercy

There are documentaries about that

So we're posting dogs in costumes?

Avoid the pain in two easy steps

You have a twisted mind

vast difference

Something Special

Anyone around?

Iceberg!!!

No ragrets either

The rearview mirror be like: %%%

Evolved

Hello neighbour, how are you.

It certainly does

Nintendon't allow sharing music

Love Grandma

My brain: don’t do it DONT DO IT

Continental breakfast

This explains why there are no birds in my birdhouse

Some people just like to blend right in.

Some people need to hear this.

Bedtime routine.

What the CRUNCHY F*$@

Save him or go to hell

Haircuts now and then.

All that effort and for what?!

Hope he gets it

Platonic

A scientific fact.

Quackulator

"I hit a dog with my car..."

T.S.J.K.R.R. King

Found my silver lining

Evil in you...

Homeless...

Ouch baby, very ouch

CCR

A dad joke for you guys

There are so many people who do this also... I couldn’t find the artist who made the comic..

Which foreign language ??

When life gets hard...

IN THE ARRRRMMS OF AN ANGEL

I'm boutta beat some ass

For Parents at their Kid's Soccer Games

Party

i’m the bass player ;-;

im a proud owner of a small peepee

thats a lot of oregano

HMM OK

When the kid asks for a new switch for his birthday

Hero

Might be a repost but still good

Clear that history preacher!

Where were we?

I was literally shitting myself.

turban outfitters

One of the guarantees of life.

Any pizza is good pizza

Uhhh... see ya!

Watch your step in my house.

A cheeky one

No for me either dawg

I’m feeling particularly lucky.

Getting what you want is easy, it's all in the presentation...

A little too far

Marvel’s got it all planned out...

I’ve been there

Some cool maths

My pleasure!

The Tinder match

Nobody crosses him and lives

Google street view car ran over a chicken who was trying to cross the road

Destiny Fulfilled

Let's be active.

its a misdemeanor

   

Now we wait

Yawns

media be like

Whomping Willow is the Best Willow

The only party decoration needed

What could have been.

Jeff Goldblum found out that my friend keeps a framed photo of him on her desk. They both seem very pleased.

Mm nice