How I live my life
Fruit by the foot fetish
Each face in the crowd is funny on its own
Great life hack!
Made our 1 year wedding anniversary picture!
The type of friendship I’m looking for.
That guy ruining your life
I am taking Scooby
How to butterfly
they finally got that son of a biatch
A surprise left by the maid.
*cries in morse code*
An invoice a friend sent me from his cousins workshop.
Communism is like rain.
Someone should teach this farm about kerning
He's even more efficient than the other one...
I'm the fiya man
lets end this
I hope this isn’t true
Not specific enough
Cat jumped into hyperspace
This close to have a mental breakdown
A friends cat when he was packing up for a road trip
My wife went to an Ed Sheeran concert 18 months ago and had backstage passes, should I be concerned?
Laziness is the key
we will have no deserters walking the earth
him and ninja
First Age is best age
Father of the year goes to...
Gimme the money
The official logo of Cannabis
My sister does MMA at an all girls gym. The local kids turned up...
I regret trying to take a cute panorama of my dog:’/
crush my balls, i must
Feeding the shoggoth you rescued from the void
Scuttle me on my way
These Days I Just Stroll Around In Public...I'm Literally Invisible
1 second from now....
My man doing his job
Made this a week ago. Now i really want this to be a thing.
No box is too small.
The girl though
Still waiting for an update.
A good way to start your day
The first Spider-Man to get snapped out of the Universe, TWICE
*angry bot noises*
Who would actually win
Even a Stormtrooper likes to feel pretty.
as it should be
Bout to send them to the shadow realm
This isn’t a game doc
Further proof that Toothless is based off a cat.
Whale I drive a goldfish
Cows are god in India
Grand Theft Data
she's way too excited about it
Proof of ancient civilizations
Typical of my wife's hometown...
Goats that won’t stop head-butting get pool noodled
My favourite picture, ever.
We've been encouraging our 7 y.o. daughter to write out her feelings in her journal when she gets upset instead of having a tantrum
“It smells like Bigfoot’s dick”
The tale of one eyed Bob
Smokey is coming for ya
No, mom, no!
Looks like you can bribe the reaper with some chocolate now
I saw this on the internets so I made some color changes and painted it on a canvas for my sister-in-law's office
POV bath time.
A friend was on a flight and fell asleep, he woke up next to Sandra Bullock.
That’s a pretty good bang for your buck
Just a dog looking for a bone.
Tailgate at your own risk
There's no place like home