I N F I N I T E E G G S

Facts

How did they not catch this?

Don't Run Tho

I should take some more weeds..

Reasons to Like France ...

Call me Johnny

U got dem seeds

Dad: Were not getting a dog. Later:

“It usually works”

Zactly

The salon I get my hair done at just started advertising hydrajelly facials and I'm just not mature enough for this...

You guys, I just met Jack Black!

Found on insta. Dis me

Ya almost had us.

To everyone at work that has been eating my jellybeans..now the fun begins

CoD 2: Big Red One

Leaning tower of pizza

Jimmy Kimmel paid for this sign in Dildo, NL

Technology still has room to improve...

Saitama final has met his match!

These people get it!

Free Icecream

Hogwarts Express confirmed

It be like that

Now you see

I find this as absolute Win

How I live my life

Fruit by the foot fetish

Each face in the crowd is funny on its own

Great life hack!

Made our 1 year wedding anniversary picture!

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The type of friendship I’m looking for.

That guy ruining your life

I am taking Scooby

How to butterfly

they finally got that son of a biatch

A surprise left by the maid.

*cries in morse code*

It burns

Cosmic Cynicism

Literally

Mmm, smokey

An invoice a friend sent me from his cousins workshop.

Communism is like rain.

Someone should teach this farm about kerning

He's even more efficient than the other one...

I'm the fiya man

lets end this

I hope this isn’t true

Not specific enough

Cat jumped into hyperspace

Teleturbans

This close to have a mental breakdown

A friends cat when he was packing up for a road trip

My wife went to an Ed Sheeran concert 18 months ago and had backstage passes, should I be concerned?

manners

Underslept again.

yeet

Laziness is the key

we will have no deserters walking the earth

him and ninja

First Age is best age

swamk

Father of the year goes to...

Gimme the money

The official logo of Cannabis

that's fair

Eye massage

My sister does MMA at an all girls gym. The local kids turned up...

Turn here!

I regret trying to take a cute panorama of my dog:’/

ma boi

crush my balls, i must

Feeding the shoggoth you rescued from the void

Scuttle me on my way

These Days I Just Stroll Around In Public...I'm Literally Invisible

1 second from now....

My man doing his job

Made this a week ago. Now i really want this to be a thing.

No box is too small.

Mm doughnuts

The girl though

Still waiting for an update.

We're going!!!

A good way to start your day

The first Spider-Man to get snapped out of the Universe, TWICE

He Fresh

*angry bot noises*

Who would actually win

My Summer...

Behold Currently

Even a Stormtrooper likes to feel pretty.

as it should be

Bout to send them to the shadow realm

Tis true.

This isn’t a game doc

Further proof that Toothless is based off a cat.

Whale I drive a goldfish