Excuse me a moment I have something to take care of. I'm definitely not going to poop.

That's one way to think about it

Someone should date him asap.

Relatable

Great

Am rooting for my man Bill

Animal magmatism

Captain poverty

Kid's invisibility skill: level 99,999

Gamer is our word but you can say gama

Justice is served.

wob's tattoo

I don't want to do things

I think I'm overdue for a promotion then

The good old days before all this technology made us anti social

The perfect sign doesn’t exi-

Coconut oil isn't magic, it's 90% saturated fat

Slow down the orphans

Why find something to live for when there's already something to die for

Good sir, why did you put your hands behind when posing?

nobody won in the end

please try again

Ready for fall!

Bruh

yandere irl

Uno ruins relationships

Ima head out

be careful boys

Not my photo I’m just sharing because it’s funny and awesome

Now listen...

Welp, that sucks...

probably re

AW MAN

This is my waifu. There are many like her, but this on is mine

yes

get fuucked boomer

upvotes to the bottom left

Damn he's cool

mouse

Oof

not re

Relatable

Happy Birthday from down under

Missed some key milestones but i got this one!

Gets me every Spring haha.

Every now and then I like to remind myself why I moved from North Dakota to Seattle.

That's one way to stop him!

Why do I feel like I need this in my life?

Hope my wife doesn’t find out what I had with dinner...

That fat is pure muscle

Cow

huh

During the credits of ‘Jurassic Park’...

This Engineering Flowchart

He is already on the right path of life

A Heartwarming Story

My friend got her horse back yesterday. Been leased for two years. Anyways. The former career returned the horse with this mosquito mask, and we thought is was hilarious.

Just a regular man haha

Teaching em young

He insisted that he DID NOT have it!

They probably had enough

Update: Hurricane Dorian

That would be craazy

I am fluent in hillbilly

Hufflepuffs come in last in everything.

It do be like that

All natural!

Found on another media.

Your chips aren't safe anymore

Fresh Prince of Rhianna

Who’s the winner here?

Saturday koozie

“...or Jared Leto.”

Anon is ***ed

Worst flight ever.

At a friend's classroom

There's always a catch

Lol Why Is That True?

T-Rex was far more dangerous than the kids books let on.

SpongeBob ain't got no legs

My boyfriend's friend is visiting and learning what it's like to try to eat in our house. Sorry!

This is accurate.

Obelix so strong

Seems legit

Why don't they teach this stuff at school

News articles keep getting paired with the wrong images on my phone...

tO Be FaiR, yOu HaVe To hAve a veRy HiGh iQ to uNdeRstAnD ThiS mEme

Climbing with your girlfriend

mayhaps?

*John Wick wants to know your location*

so young yet so based

16 hours, 1,108 cardboard boxes, a literal mile of tape, and the help of a few friends created the best birthday I’ve had in a long time.

Mom was right

Guess that answers that!

Just two bros doing a best friends photo session after their wives had one

Another dad joke

A poor choice of wallpaper for a bathroom.

Sad, yet true

2019 mood so far

“Oh Hello other grown-up, the business is booming. To the alcohol store we go!”