Joaquin Phoenix is slaying it

my school life was terrifying

You are full of shit..!

The spring rolls are kinda hairy ...

Say no to drugs kids

Such A Riot

This unfortunate Canadian postal code

gotcha

mamma mia

YEET

do I smell a thot

Upgraded to platinum member

Regularly finding gems like this in the back streets of my city.

threat

Don’t forget to eat!

Why you do dis

*sad virginity noises*

Still better coverage than AT&T

Is this financing?

3 years ago today my dog met a wasp

18 more days...

You guys liked the artwork a couple of years ago, so I wanted to show you the figure! Meet the Molar Bear!

My kid put underwear on my dog. I rolled with it and hope he goes places.

"Yup that's all of them"

I'm in shape. Mountain is a shape.

Hurricane Dorian right now

I noticed something when looking at some recent pictures of Quintin Terentino...

Is anyone elses dog like this?

Baby looks like someone just asked to see the manager

That looks terrifyingly delicious.

Put in the room

Little baby avocado

This very mature grocery list my rommate sent to me

Not Flat, We Checked.

Making the Most of the Situation...

I love my brother so much that this is the only thing I am requesting in my will for the funeral.

Beersy is changing the game!!!

Reese’s..... you killed me with this one

Get your shit together Kellogg's

Hero of the Working Class

This is the future that furries want

This gem

moisture

No sweaty boob money!

I think I've actually participated in a couple games that went like this...

Americans adapting

Free kitten

ancient advice

“Silence, small human. Your wails are unsettling.”

I hate when women only give subtle hints like this. Tells us if you're dtf. Stop the mixed signals

And all day long you’ll have good luck.

Harry Potter - Alternate Ending

Haven't seen it before, so I made it.

I promise I’m definitely safe

Emotional Moments for Dads

ezpz

Hello, Monday.

Florida man thinks a few sandbags will keep the roof on

Finally someone made a statue of this

Check out my new line of Street Wear

That's one way to assert dominance

Found this random statue

Best thrift store find.

I was in Alaska yesterday. I found this store in Anchorage, AK

The golden way to relive that stress

ba dum WHAT!?

What in the Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy is going on here?

Unstoppable Force

I remember it like it was yesterday, because it happened yesterday. I have no regrets

Entry level position

A man needs to have a hobby

Excuse me a moment I have something to take care of. I'm definitely not going to poop.

That's one way to think about it

Someone should date him asap.

Relatable

Great

Am rooting for my man Bill

Animal magmatism

Captain poverty

Kid's invisibility skill: level 99,999

Gamer is our word but you can say gama

Justice is served.

wob's tattoo

I don't want to do things

I think I'm overdue for a promotion then

The good old days before all this technology made us anti social

The perfect sign doesn’t exi-

Coconut oil isn't magic, it's 90% saturated fat

Slow down the orphans

Why find something to live for when there's already something to die for

Good sir, why did you put your hands behind when posing?

nobody won in the end

please try again

Ready for fall!

Bruh

yandere irl

Uno ruins relationships

Ima head out

be careful boys

Not my photo I’m just sharing because it’s funny and awesome