This very mature grocery list my rommate sent to me

Not Flat, We Checked.

Making the Most of the Situation...

I love my brother so much that this is the only thing I am requesting in my will for the funeral.

Beersy is changing the game!!!

Reese’s..... you killed me with this one

Get your shit together Kellogg's

Hero of the Working Class

This is the future that furries want

This gem

moisture

No sweaty boob money!

I think I've actually participated in a couple games that went like this...

Americans adapting

Free kitten

ancient advice

“Silence, small human. Your wails are unsettling.”

I hate when women only give subtle hints like this. Tells us if you're dtf. Stop the mixed signals

And all day long you’ll have good luck.

Harry Potter - Alternate Ending

Haven't seen it before, so I made it.

I promise I’m definitely safe

Emotional Moments for Dads

ezpz

Hello, Monday.

Florida man thinks a few sandbags will keep the roof on

Finally someone made a statue of this

Check out my new line of Street Wear

That's one way to assert dominance

Found this random statue

Best thrift store find.

I was in Alaska yesterday. I found this store in Anchorage, AK

The golden way to relive that stress

ba dum WHAT!?

What in the Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy is going on here?

Unstoppable Force

I remember it like it was yesterday, because it happened yesterday. I have no regrets

Entry level position

A man needs to have a hobby

Excuse me a moment I have something to take care of. I'm definitely not going to poop.

That's one way to think about it

Someone should date him asap.

Relatable

Great

Am rooting for my man Bill

Animal magmatism

Captain poverty

Kid's invisibility skill: level 99,999

Gamer is our word but you can say gama

Justice is served.

wob's tattoo

I don't want to do things

I think I'm overdue for a promotion then

The good old days before all this technology made us anti social

The perfect sign doesn’t exi-

Coconut oil isn't magic, it's 90% saturated fat

Slow down the orphans

Why find something to live for when there's already something to die for

Good sir, why did you put your hands behind when posing?

nobody won in the end

please try again

Ready for fall!

Bruh

yandere irl

Uno ruins relationships

Ima head out

be careful boys

Not my photo I’m just sharing because it’s funny and awesome

Now listen...

Welp, that sucks...

probably re

AW MAN

This is my waifu. There are many like her, but this on is mine

yes

get fuucked boomer

upvotes to the bottom left

Damn he's cool

mouse

Oof

not re

Relatable

Happy Birthday from down under

Missed some key milestones but i got this one!

Gets me every Spring haha.

Every now and then I like to remind myself why I moved from North Dakota to Seattle.

That's one way to stop him!

Why do I feel like I need this in my life?

Hope my wife doesn’t find out what I had with dinner...

That fat is pure muscle

Cow

huh

During the credits of ‘Jurassic Park’...

This Engineering Flowchart

He is already on the right path of life

A Heartwarming Story

My friend got her horse back yesterday. Been leased for two years. Anyways. The former career returned the horse with this mosquito mask, and we thought is was hilarious.

Just a regular man haha

Teaching em young

He insisted that he DID NOT have it!

They probably had enough