Tupperware

It's been 20 years and they still won't leave him alone

Vinally a good set-up

lmao gas

Just like God intended

Experts over the last few decades

Our office evacuation plan

It can't be that bad.

Best of both

Buddy of mine sent me this with the caption "Bro, you need this dog"

tip jar.

c h i l l

no crunch oof

Target locked!

That boy à̡i̶͠n̵̷͠'͢t̕ ͘r̴͏҉i͟ǵ̸h͞͞͝t

Super True..

I'm studying in an engineering college. This is the ceiling of our classroom.

Have some of that

The best movie lines!

I found a little baggy of coke today at work.

Finally a useful “life hack”

Well, He Isn't Lying

Two Week Notice

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, the great big greedy nincompoop

yeah why?

Adopted

No nuclear inside...

rave

oops, my bad.

Like a rabid dog.

The world is my circus *honk honk*

good on you

I feed her. I walk her. I buy her toys. I feed her treats. I take her to Burger King where they give her a piece of bacon. She can’t wait for my roommate to wake up....

This actually happened to me 12 years ago. Almost got married to a psycho. Lol.

Our species must be closer related than I thought..

A wild cursed post appeared

Gangster lingo

you sly dog

Courage on drugs

Whoops

Every crackhead in Florida right now as bricks of cocaine wash up on the beach

Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

Interesting tale of WWII

Curiosity almost killed the cat

Results may vary

its that time again

Too true , they need to up there game ...

nice

Top notch security

YEET

Finally !!

Then they start ying-yang ass sniffing and then start humping..."beautiful day, isn't it?"

Almost ready to go..? "I'm just going to do my hair real quick.." *1hr later:*

Everybody knows about JoJo

Dionysus is my spirit animal

At least he didn't piss himself

unlimited power

You get a role, you get a role, you get a...

The future of medicine?

You spergs and fags

The pact is sealed

Never trust airports...

Bottled water's true nature

Time for some light poetry

Interested.

Jonah Hill of every sort

Steve_harvey

No Risk! No Gain!

I love English!

So much in common

I call that a HurriCocaine.

Your princess is in another castle

Not sorry Florida, -Wisconsin

Spicy kids

School getting up to date !

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Finally an explanation for both of these phenomena

I'm like the captain planet of memes

Yeah who?

Fruit flies

I bet this house is down by the river

Sign at my local bar

Not the car you WANT, but the car you DESERVE

My bio teacher is giving bribes for parent/teacher open house

Even when he’s not breaking laws and taking mugshots, Florida Man is still pretty crazy.

When McDonalds is self aware

And the pay sucks

I'm eternal

It has to be on the hour for me personally ...

It is just chalk mom

A wedding invitation, A chair and a sandwich..

Cover up your ex wife’s face 101

Ight imma check out

Fear the almighty kitten!

Lol people over think things so much

That's one way to see it

Tree porn

What is the capital of Texas?

lets start saving some money

Manage a pot shop- dude tried to get in using this. Seems legit, come on in sir.