What is the capital of Texas?

lets start saving some money

Manage a pot shop- dude tried to get in using this. Seems legit, come on in sir.

You aren’t special

The only logical outcome.

FBI approved Terry post

Kid's not wrong

If you don't ask

And i thought he was looking right at the camera.

I can't find any good name for this

friend made some custards. they were supposed to be smiley faces...

Twi Light?

Ramesses II was issued a passport in order to be able to travel to France in 1974.

How tinder girls see height .

Won't see the eggs the same way as I used to before

The Perfect Camping Spot

It's all about results

How to get banned from Walmart

Ooo yaa

The guy is playing for both teams, and still watching it from the grandstand.

Well played, Ikea

Scoop di whoop

Our coworker said we've been slipping on our pranks so we delivered. Can't wait till he finds out two are filled with glitter

I love my dogs

Society in a nutshell

Selling stuff on Craigslist - Part 2

Atleast they’re being honest

Was doing a test and found this, made me laugh

Hurricane got em

He aims to misbehave...

That’s my seat

Bear Neked

thank you very cool.exe has stopped working

I see myself in this

There's a reason the company mascot is a rat

That's quite awkward

McThor

The rare black kangaroo.

Two sides of a coin

College is back in session

What’s common between bank robbers, DJs and preachers?

Cat Bed. She Chose The Dust Pan

A girl and her raven on the running subway ....

Press F to pay respect..

Someone is going to hell for this one.

What's that smell...

How many soccer fields to the moon...

Father & Son

Can’t Wait For The Holidays To Spend Time With My Family

My pp hurts just by looking at this

Kids now won’t understand...

Anyone who tells you differently is lying

I mean, uwu

THIS IS SO SAD

Relatable

***ing gross

wallkick

Wait! What?

Fool proof test

I hope it's Ben's dad.

Absolute Bargain!

Florida Man ready for Hurricane Dorian

Don't let them win!

Bear Grill

We all have been through this.

Relatable

You'll never kiss a dentist in the same way again

They also got branded hard hats, but they still needed real protection

Back to School - It's the most wonderful time of the year

Need a passport photo

Prosthetics get better every year!!

Not just close enough but exact...

Any pilots looking for Halloween costumes?

Peter! This pumpkins been carved already!

Good reason

Courtesy of my local PD

Perfect advert degredation

After years of searching, I finally found it!

Can I just get a call back ...

Robert Downey Senior

Laughed way harder at this than I should have.

How not to run a website

Yeah I agree

In a while crocodile!

Handy tip for those in the path of the hurricane

Funny_Advertising

They will do it for you!

not really, just say no homo at the end

That's very touching

i cant even

Hon hon hon

Hah, vegan friends

This is like Lays Potato Chips - bet you can’t try saying this only once.

Found the gym teachers grandma

Every damm month

Catch the sun

Watching movies with the SO.

"I saw this post 69 months, 4 hrs, and 20 minutes ago, it was raining and I ate buttered toast. RE"

Florida pets say goodbye during evacuations.

It's only illegal if you're caught