Found the gym teachers grandma
Every damm month
Catch the sun
Watching movies with the SO.
"I saw this post 69 months, 4 hrs, and 20 minutes ago, it was raining and I ate buttered toast. RE"
Florida pets say goodbye during evacuations.
It's only illegal if you're caught
Oh captain my captain
Nothing to worry about
Quote of All Time...
Went to Motherhood Maternity with the wife today....never seen such a true advertisement in my life!
Ronald Ulysses Swanson.
Yeah, noo...
After Bears Kept Stealing This Man’s Honey, He Decided To Turn Them Into Taste Testers
dont wait up
Welp
Captcha Tattoo :)
The Technik
I wasn't this thirsty for milk since it became a nazi symbol
Someone parked his car in the bus area, the bus drivers punished him in such a wonderful way !
Ate a bird, might throwup on your carpet later, IDK!
Has science gone too far this time?
The Alabama state flag
Maid of honor wears T-Rex costume after being told she could wear ‘anything’
Mother you betrayed me
Who else overthinks these ?
Catch and Release
A stable relationship
NYPD Officer beating Unarmed Black Man while another Officer stands idly by.
She’s a demon
yo can we get some jFk in the chat pls
Ramirez
i like this new generation
HDL vu
Maybe let’s not elect someone named Danger Man...
The view from my library window
YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!!
Oof
Milky ...
O My friend , best of luck
I heard he was in an accident...
Years of academy training wasted!
People meat?
You know the drill
Backwards sounds better
Joaquin Phoenix is slaying it
my school life was terrifying
You are full of shit..!
The spring rolls are kinda hairy ...
Say no to drugs kids
Such A Riot
This unfortunate Canadian postal code
gotcha
mamma mia
YEET
do I smell a thot
Upgraded to platinum member
Regularly finding gems like this in the back streets of my city.
threat
Don’t forget to eat!
Why you do dis
*sad virginity noises*
Still better coverage than AT&T
Is this financing?
3 years ago today my dog met a wasp
18 more days...
You guys liked the artwork a couple of years ago, so I wanted to show you the figure! Meet the Molar Bear!
My kid put underwear on my dog. I rolled with it and hope he goes places.
"Yup that's all of them"
I'm in shape. Mountain is a shape.
Hurricane Dorian right now
I noticed something when looking at some recent pictures of Quintin Terentino...
Is anyone elses dog like this?
Baby looks like someone just asked to see the manager
That looks terrifyingly delicious.
Put in the room
Little baby avocado
This very mature grocery list my rommate sent to me
Not Flat, We Checked.
Making the Most of the Situation...
I love my brother so much that this is the only thing I am requesting in my will for the funeral.
Beersy is changing the game!!!
Reese’s..... you killed me with this one
Get your shit together Kellogg's
Hero of the Working Class
This is the future that furries want
This gem
moisture
No sweaty boob money!
I think I've actually participated in a couple games that went like this...
Americans adapting
Free kitten
ancient advice
“Silence, small human. Your wails are unsettling.”
I hate when women only give subtle hints like this. Tells us if you're dtf. Stop the mixed signals
And all day long you’ll have good luck.
Harry Potter - Alternate Ending
Haven't seen it before, so I made it.
I promise I’m definitely safe
Emotional Moments for Dads