Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
180,090 7-Year Club
The Alabama state flag
Maid of honor wears T-Rex costume after being told she could wear ‘anything’
Mother you betrayed me
Who else overthinks these ?
Catch and Release
A stable relationship
NYPD Officer beating Unarmed Black Man while another Officer stands idly by.
She’s a demon
yo can we get some jFk in the chat pls
i like this new generation
Maybe let’s not elect someone named Danger Man...
The view from my library window
YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!!
O My friend , best of luck
I heard he was in an accident...
Years of academy training wasted!
You know the drill
Backwards sounds better
Joaquin Phoenix is slaying it
my school life was terrifying
You are full of shit..!
The spring rolls are kinda hairy ...
Say no to drugs kids
Such A Riot
This unfortunate Canadian postal code
do I smell a thot
Upgraded to platinum member
Regularly finding gems like this in the back streets of my city.
Don’t forget to eat!
Why you do dis
*sad virginity noises*
Still better coverage than AT&T
Is this financing?
3 years ago today my dog met a wasp
18 more days...
You guys liked the artwork a couple of years ago, so I wanted to show you the figure! Meet the Molar Bear!
My kid put underwear on my dog. I rolled with it and hope he goes places.
"Yup that's all of them"
I'm in shape. Mountain is a shape.
Hurricane Dorian right now
I noticed something when looking at some recent pictures of Quintin Terentino...
Is anyone elses dog like this?
Baby looks like someone just asked to see the manager
That looks terrifyingly delicious.
Put in the room
Little baby avocado
This very mature grocery list my rommate sent to me
Not Flat, We Checked.
Making the Most of the Situation...
I love my brother so much that this is the only thing I am requesting in my will for the funeral.
Beersy is changing the game!!!
Reese’s..... you killed me with this one
Get your shit together Kellogg's
Hero of the Working Class
This is the future that furries want
No sweaty boob money!
I think I've actually participated in a couple games that went like this...
“Silence, small human. Your wails are unsettling.”
I hate when women only give subtle hints like this. Tells us if you're dtf. Stop the mixed signals
And all day long you’ll have good luck.
Harry Potter - Alternate Ending
Haven't seen it before, so I made it.
I promise I’m definitely safe
Emotional Moments for Dads
Florida man thinks a few sandbags will keep the roof on
Finally someone made a statue of this
Check out my new line of Street Wear
That's one way to assert dominance
Found this random statue
Best thrift store find.
I was in Alaska yesterday. I found this store in Anchorage, AK
The golden way to relive that stress
ba dum WHAT!?
What in the Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy is going on here?
I remember it like it was yesterday, because it happened yesterday. I have no regrets
Entry level position
A man needs to have a hobby
Excuse me a moment I have something to take care of. I'm definitely not going to poop.
That's one way to think about it
Someone should date him asap.
Am rooting for my man Bill