Watching movies with the SO.

"I saw this post 69 months, 4 hrs, and 20 minutes ago, it was raining and I ate buttered toast. RE"

Florida pets say goodbye during evacuations.

It's only illegal if you're caught

Oh captain my captain

Nothing to worry about

Quote of All Time...

Went to Motherhood Maternity with the wife today....never seen such a true advertisement in my life!

Ronald Ulysses Swanson.

Yeah, noo...

After Bears Kept Stealing This Man’s Honey, He Decided To Turn Them Into Taste Testers

dont wait up

Welp

Captcha Tattoo :)

The Technik

I wasn't this thirsty for milk since it became a nazi symbol

Someone parked his car in the bus area, the bus drivers punished him in such a wonderful way !

Ate a bird, might throwup on your carpet later, IDK!

Has science gone too far this time?

The Alabama state flag

Maid of honor wears T-Rex costume after being told she could wear ‘anything’

Mother you betrayed me

Who else overthinks these ?

Catch and Release

A stable relationship

NYPD Officer beating Unarmed Black Man while another Officer stands idly by.

She’s a demon

yo can we get some jFk in the chat pls

Ramirez

i like this new generation

HDL vu

Maybe let’s not elect someone named Danger Man...

The view from my library window

YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!!

Oof

Milky ...

O My friend , best of luck

I heard he was in an accident...

Years of academy training wasted!

People meat?

You know the drill

Backwards sounds better

Joaquin Phoenix is slaying it

my school life was terrifying

You are full of shit..!

The spring rolls are kinda hairy ...

Say no to drugs kids

Such A Riot

This unfortunate Canadian postal code

gotcha

mamma mia

YEET

do I smell a thot

Upgraded to platinum member

Regularly finding gems like this in the back streets of my city.

threat

Don’t forget to eat!

Why you do dis

*sad virginity noises*

Still better coverage than AT&T

Is this financing?

3 years ago today my dog met a wasp

18 more days...

You guys liked the artwork a couple of years ago, so I wanted to show you the figure! Meet the Molar Bear!

My kid put underwear on my dog. I rolled with it and hope he goes places.

"Yup that's all of them"

I'm in shape. Mountain is a shape.

Hurricane Dorian right now

I noticed something when looking at some recent pictures of Quintin Terentino...

Is anyone elses dog like this?

Baby looks like someone just asked to see the manager

That looks terrifyingly delicious.

Put in the room

Little baby avocado

This very mature grocery list my rommate sent to me

Not Flat, We Checked.

Making the Most of the Situation...

I love my brother so much that this is the only thing I am requesting in my will for the funeral.

Beersy is changing the game!!!

Reese’s..... you killed me with this one

Get your shit together Kellogg's

Hero of the Working Class

This is the future that furries want

This gem

moisture

No sweaty boob money!

I think I've actually participated in a couple games that went like this...

Americans adapting

Free kitten

ancient advice

“Silence, small human. Your wails are unsettling.”

I hate when women only give subtle hints like this. Tells us if you're dtf. Stop the mixed signals

And all day long you’ll have good luck.

Harry Potter - Alternate Ending

Haven't seen it before, so I made it.

I promise I’m definitely safe

Emotional Moments for Dads

ezpz

Hello, Monday.

Florida man thinks a few sandbags will keep the roof on