Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
189,148 7-Year Club
I hope it's Ben's dad.
Florida Man ready for Hurricane Dorian
Don't let them win!
We all have been through this.
You'll never kiss a dentist in the same way again
They also got branded hard hats, but they still needed real protection
Back to School - It's the most wonderful time of the year
Need a passport photo
Prosthetics get better every year!!
Not just close enough but exact...
Any pilots looking for Halloween costumes?
Peter! This pumpkins been carved already!
Courtesy of my local PD
Perfect advert degredation
After years of searching, I finally found it!
Can I just get a call back ...
Robert Downey Senior
Laughed way harder at this than I should have.
How not to run a website
Yeah I agree
In a while crocodile!
Handy tip for those in the path of the hurricane
They will do it for you!
not really, just say no homo at the end
That's very touching
i cant even
Hon hon hon
Hah, vegan friends
This is like Lays Potato Chips - bet you can’t try saying this only once.
Found the gym teachers grandma
Every damm month
Catch the sun
Watching movies with the SO.
"I saw this post 69 months, 4 hrs, and 20 minutes ago, it was raining and I ate buttered toast. RE"
Florida pets say goodbye during evacuations.
It's only illegal if you're caught
Oh captain my captain
Nothing to worry about
Quote of All Time...
Went to Motherhood Maternity with the wife today....never seen such a true advertisement in my life!
Ronald Ulysses Swanson.
After Bears Kept Stealing This Man’s Honey, He Decided To Turn Them Into Taste Testers
dont wait up
Captcha Tattoo :)
I wasn't this thirsty for milk since it became a nazi symbol
Someone parked his car in the bus area, the bus drivers punished him in such a wonderful way !
Ate a bird, might throwup on your carpet later, IDK!
Has science gone too far this time?
The Alabama state flag
Maid of honor wears T-Rex costume after being told she could wear ‘anything’
Mother you betrayed me
Who else overthinks these ?
Catch and Release
A stable relationship
NYPD Officer beating Unarmed Black Man while another Officer stands idly by.
She’s a demon
yo can we get some jFk in the chat pls
i like this new generation
Maybe let’s not elect someone named Danger Man...
The view from my library window
YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!!
O My friend , best of luck
I heard he was in an accident...
Years of academy training wasted!
You know the drill
Backwards sounds better
Joaquin Phoenix is slaying it
my school life was terrifying
You are full of shit..!
The spring rolls are kinda hairy ...
Say no to drugs kids
Such A Riot
This unfortunate Canadian postal code
do I smell a thot
Upgraded to platinum member
Regularly finding gems like this in the back streets of my city.
Don’t forget to eat!
Why you do dis
*sad virginity noises*
Still better coverage than AT&T
Is this financing?
3 years ago today my dog met a wasp
18 more days...