Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
180,090 7-Year Club
the hardest choices
Not a sign.
Yes, f you William
No caption required
this operation was your idea
I have friends who can drink 2 of these cups.
If there’s one thing I’m sure of, it’s that I’m fighting this monkey
u a bad b-itch girrrl
I think I'm being threatened by Mormons
It was a damn feast my dudes
12 Jumbo = 7 Mega?
My first time to draw my dog. Please be nice.
what a coinkydink
This guy’s mugshot is my spirit animal
Thats some certified player shit..
Running is more like it.
Very Scientific Research
The Inventor Of Walking.
My sister has triplet four-year-old girls.
For what it’s worth
Anyone want a new pet
Noticed this at the bar
Elmo says go to sleep
Spotted in Bristol, PA
Am Canadian, can confirm eh?
NFL Players as babies.
This building in my hometown.
Right now I’m Halifax!
My neighbor's toddler was a little too quiet.
Thomas Jefferson writing the declaration of Independence
Last year my roommate threw a rotting pumpkin in the yard. This year we have a pumpkin patch.
Ice cream coniferous
It's a NO NO!
What the second amendment was written for
My fiance sent me this, and it sums up our relationship accurately
Probably a dog from IKEA with unclear instructions and missing/extra parts
Always help your friend
Drugs are bad mmmkay
The kind of chair that’s perfect for the 9th person to come over...
Age of the tracks or age of the kids?
'Time, gentlemen please.....'
My laundry is doing better than me
Hope this hasn’t been posted already
The sky today in Alabama
How to drive on a highway, explained by an educated driver
oh what a shame
Mike Tyson has a low carbon footprint.
By popular demand, here's a deck pic for all the ladies.
I think I need some straight talk
I wouldn't know
Think how much bros we have now.
Hashtag do it
it's all the rage
She’s been staring at me from across the bar for an hour now. Should I say hi?
anime Steve Jobs
Friends to the end
A true classic.
Well that’s a little over dramatic
Make it C*nt!
Well it was bound to happen
Only 20 miles
If u know you know
Woke up to find a stray chicken nesting on our grill this morning.
She has ballet right after hockey. This is the only way to make it on time!
I pray for death
Damn that's cruel.
Today we witness the birth of our new champion
We all bark down here
The one man avenger!
The only thing better than the name of this bar is sign outside of it. Found in Rome
Do not disturb
The underworld never looked so chic
Behold The Butthole
Resurrection of Iron Man
Tell me about your problems
what an amazing gun
Look Backseat, I did it!
Attention dog owners...
My 8 year old came running up the beach yelling "I found $100". I ran to see. I was disappointed, he was super happy.
If they even bother to ring...
Eminem sharing M&M with other Eminems in 2001
I never get invited to these kinds of parties..
Lord of the Things.
Im memory of Roger Bucklesby.
*sad antisocial noises*