She’s been staring at me from across the bar for an hour now. Should I say hi?
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anime Steve Jobs
Friends to the end
A true classic.
Well that’s a little over dramatic
Make it C*nt!
Well it was bound to happen
Only 20 miles
If u know you know
Woke up to find a stray chicken nesting on our grill this morning.
She has ballet right after hockey. This is the only way to make it on time!
I pray for death
Damn that's cruel.
Today we witness the birth of our new champion
We all bark down here
The one man avenger!
The only thing better than the name of this bar is sign outside of it. Found in Rome
Do not disturb
The underworld never looked so chic
Behold The Butthole
Resurrection of Iron Man
Tell me about your problems
what an amazing gun
Look Backseat, I did it!
Attention dog owners...
My 8 year old came running up the beach yelling "I found $100". I ran to see. I was disappointed, he was super happy.
If they even bother to ring...
Eminem sharing M&M with other Eminems in 2001
I never get invited to these kinds of parties..
Lord of the Things.
Im memory of Roger Bucklesby.
*sad antisocial noises*
Anyone else experienced Poseidons kiss?
Real dog meets his Lego counterpart
Cat viewed from under the glass table
Friday's Feels Bar has opened. We welcome all guests
My new life motto
Probably still covered by insurance
Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor
So many different Emotions in such a short amount of time
Raising your hand is for kids. Adults just talk over people
I would like to join this religion please....
He be snookin
Pro tip: to drain all the oil squeeze the car real good
This sign at the local park
As a married man with children under 6.
The kool aid man's morning routine
Pilot set off a door alarm, but security needs to come check it out. He's been covering the siren for 5 minutes.
Wait hold the *** up
Oh sorry, I never got your message
Sign I made for my front door - made with some inspiration from a post here a while back.
This propane tank
Just Asian stuff
Don't mess with the turtle
A wild shadowg appears
Canadian aircraft carrier
Cool college professor.
At my Cardiologist's office
Drunk vs high
My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious
Pineapple + Turtle = ...Pineturtle?
Psh, Dex Fighter is where it's at
Nose, get on it
My grandma collects cacti, she says this one will only grow 6 inches.
I mean, it’s correct tho
First post blah blah... I created this 10 years ago to impress a girl I was seeing . Just found it on my previous computer and still think it's kinda funny
to bad Da Rules forbids killing
Fight fire with fire!
Make sure to spread it evenly.
He Knows What’s Up
You need 3 English speakers or two Spanish speakers for this desk.
Not Slytherin, eh?
I require your assistance
Godzilla is free
My boyfriend doesn’t think he looked like McLovin as a kid.
Finally some good ***ing news
My uber driver told me that there is water bottle with "your name" on it under the seat and this is what I was given
We went to the beach to find shark teeth, so when my daughter yelled "I found teeth!" this was the last thing I was expecting
To tell or not to tell
Half Life SFX posting #6
This had me laughing ....
Well he got two extra marks
A Drive with Dave Chapelle
An apple a Day..;)
Keep out of the danger zone