First post blah blah... I created this 10 years ago to impress a girl I was seeing . Just found it on my previous computer and still think it's kinda funny
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to bad Da Rules forbids killing
Fight fire with fire!
Make sure to spread it evenly.
9-5 at the morgue
He Knows What’s Up
You need 3 English speakers or two Spanish speakers for this desk.
Not Slytherin, eh?
I require your assistance
Godzilla is free
My boyfriend doesn’t think he looked like McLovin as a kid.
Finally some good ***ing news
My uber driver told me that there is water bottle with "your name" on it under the seat and this is what I was given
We went to the beach to find shark teeth, so when my daughter yelled "I found teeth!" this was the last thing I was expecting
To tell or not to tell
Half Life SFX posting #6
This had me laughing ....
Well he got two extra marks
A Drive with Dave Chapelle
An apple a Day..;)
Keep out of the danger zone
My cat always looks like he has anxiety. Yes, he always looks like this.
Surely this will not end well
My front door. It works!
Getting married in a week and hosting the reception at our home. Hid this in our medicine cabinet.
*Several people are swearing...*
Gotta buy em somewhere
Can’t stand ‘em
Is that a dance?
Not even Jeremy Clarkson’s genius can figure that out
The greatest hero of the 20th century.
I kills dis for you
Like the sun
I look forward to the National Aquarium of New Zealand's naughty/good penguins every month!
the dark pact
Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do
Barbie has always been the luckiest ***.
Hurricane Dorian has awoken something from the deep
this goes deeper than we thought
Lying pancake store
most effective signboard to deter outdoor urination.
Probably the most relatable meme I've ever seen
Real vs movie scientist
There goes my hero...in a half shell.
That's why I don't eat anything
Chick-fil-a is life.
Calm down man
Why does this work?
Saw this on the wall of the resturant I ate at
This painting from the men's bathroom
Nothing like the shell of your childhood store being used to sell Halloween stuff.
I might burn for this one
self-esteem, pass it on
Not mine, but Obamos is too good.
This took me a second..but just a second
We need those alien cheeks
Keeping up with the plastics
That's wonderful news
I just notice it.
The perfect death doesn't exi-
He couldn't bear it...
Much praise to Parsti for making this meme for me
Nothing but trouble
My moms friend has this in his yard
Larry tells it like it is
Get out of my head
I threw my back out coughing from a blunt hit
Perfect t-shirt for all occasions.
I WANT MY HONOR!!!
It's been 20 years and they still won't leave him alone
Vinally a good set-up
Just like God intended
Experts over the last few decades
Our office evacuation plan
It can't be that bad.
Best of both