I WANT MY HONOR!!!
It's been 20 years and they still won't leave him alone
Vinally a good set-up
Just like God intended
Experts over the last few decades
Our office evacuation plan
It can't be that bad.
Best of both
Buddy of mine sent me this with the caption "Bro, you need this dog"
c h i l l
no crunch oof
That boy à̡i̶͠n̵̷͠'͢t̕ ͘r̴͏҉i͟ǵ̸h͞͞͝t
I'm studying in an engineering college. This is the ceiling of our classroom.
Have some of that
The best movie lines!
I found a little baggy of coke today at work.
Finally a useful “life hack”
Well, He Isn't Lying
Two Week Notice
Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, the great big greedy nincompoop
No nuclear inside...
oops, my bad.
Like a rabid dog.
The world is my circus *honk honk*
good on you
I feed her. I walk her. I buy her toys. I feed her treats. I take her to Burger King where they give her a piece of bacon. She can’t wait for my roommate to wake up....
This actually happened to me 12 years ago. Almost got married to a psycho. Lol.
Our species must be closer related than I thought..
A wild cursed post appeared
you sly dog
Courage on drugs
Every crackhead in Florida right now as bricks of cocaine wash up on the beach
Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?
Interesting tale of WWII
Curiosity almost killed the cat
Results may vary
its that time again
Too true , they need to up there game ...
Top notch security
Then they start ying-yang ass sniffing and then start humping..."beautiful day, isn't it?"
Almost ready to go..? "I'm just going to do my hair real quick.." *1hr later:*
Everybody knows about JoJo
Dionysus is my spirit animal
At least he didn't piss himself
You get a role, you get a role, you get a...
The future of medicine?
You spergs and fags
The pact is sealed
Never trust airports...
Bottled water's true nature
Time for some light poetry
Jonah Hill of every sort
No Risk! No Gain!
I love English!
So much in common
I call that a HurriCocaine.
Your princess is in another castle
Not sorry Florida, -Wisconsin
School getting up to date !
Finally an explanation for both of these phenomena
I'm like the captain planet of memes
I bet this house is down by the river
Sign at my local bar
Not the car you WANT, but the car you DESERVE
My bio teacher is giving bribes for parent/teacher open house
Even when he’s not breaking laws and taking mugshots, Florida Man is still pretty crazy.
When McDonalds is self aware
And the pay sucks
It has to be on the hour for me personally ...
It is just chalk mom
A wedding invitation, A chair and a sandwich..
Cover up your ex wife’s face 101
Ight imma check out
Fear the almighty kitten!
Lol people over think things so much
That's one way to see it
What is the capital of Texas?