Goofy

Dad :(

Real vs movie scientist

There goes my hero...in a half shell.

That's why I don't eat anything

reference

Chick-fil-a is life.

Calm down man

Niger

Why does this work?

Super Heaven

Saw this on the wall of the resturant I ate at

This painting from the men's bathroom

Nothing like the shell of your childhood store being used to sell Halloween stuff.

I might burn for this one

self-esteem, pass it on

Not mine, but Obamos is too good.

This took me a second..but just a second

We need those alien cheeks

Keeping up with the plastics

That's wonderful news

I just notice it.

The perfect death doesn't exi-

He couldn't bear it...

Much praise to Parsti for making this meme for me

Nothing but trouble

My moms friend has this in his yard

Larry tells it like it is

T-REKT

Welp

Get out of my head

I threw my back out coughing from a blunt hit

Perfect t-shirt for all occasions.

I WANT MY HONOR!!!

Quick no

Tupperware

It's been 20 years and they still won't leave him alone

Vinally a good set-up

lmao gas

Just like God intended

Experts over the last few decades

Our office evacuation plan

It can't be that bad.

Best of both

Buddy of mine sent me this with the caption "Bro, you need this dog"

tip jar.

c h i l l

no crunch oof

Target locked!

That boy à̡i̶͠n̵̷͠'͢t̕ ͘r̴͏҉i͟ǵ̸h͞͞͝t

Super True..

I'm studying in an engineering college. This is the ceiling of our classroom.

Have some of that

The best movie lines!

I found a little baggy of coke today at work.

Finally a useful “life hack”

Well, He Isn't Lying

Two Week Notice

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, the great big greedy nincompoop

yeah why?

Adopted

No nuclear inside...

rave

oops, my bad.

Like a rabid dog.

The world is my circus *honk honk*

good on you

I feed her. I walk her. I buy her toys. I feed her treats. I take her to Burger King where they give her a piece of bacon. She can’t wait for my roommate to wake up....

This actually happened to me 12 years ago. Almost got married to a psycho. Lol.

Our species must be closer related than I thought..

A wild cursed post appeared

Gangster lingo

you sly dog

Courage on drugs

Whoops

Every crackhead in Florida right now as bricks of cocaine wash up on the beach

Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

Interesting tale of WWII

Curiosity almost killed the cat

Results may vary

its that time again

Too true , they need to up there game ...

nice

Top notch security

YEET

Finally !!

Then they start ying-yang ass sniffing and then start humping..."beautiful day, isn't it?"

Almost ready to go..? "I'm just going to do my hair real quick.." *1hr later:*

Everybody knows about JoJo

Dionysus is my spirit animal

At least he didn't piss himself

unlimited power

You get a role, you get a role, you get a...

The future of medicine?

You spergs and fags

The pact is sealed

Never trust airports...

Bottled water's true nature

Time for some light poetry

Interested.