Keep out of the danger zone

My cat always looks like he has anxiety. Yes, he always looks like this.

Surely this will not end well

My front door. It works!

R rated

Getting married in a week and hosting the reception at our home. Hid this in our medicine cabinet.

*Several people are swearing...*

Hard Time

Gotta buy em somewhere

Can’t stand ‘em

Is that a dance?

Not even Jeremy Clarkson’s genius can figure that out

The greatest hero of the 20th century.

Lift Kit

I kills dis for you

Nice

Like the sun

I look forward to the National Aquarium of New Zealand's naughty/good penguins every month!

the dark pact

Huh

a spark

Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do

Barbie has always been the luckiest ***.

Hurricane Dorian has awoken something from the deep

this goes deeper than we thought

Paging UnexpectedMulaney

To-Do List

Lying pancake store

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Extreme JENGA...

most effective signboard to deter outdoor urination.

Probably the most relatable meme I've ever seen

Goofy

Dad :(

Real vs movie scientist

There goes my hero...in a half shell.

That's why I don't eat anything

reference

Chick-fil-a is life.

Calm down man

Niger

Why does this work?

Super Heaven

Saw this on the wall of the resturant I ate at

This painting from the men's bathroom

Nothing like the shell of your childhood store being used to sell Halloween stuff.

I might burn for this one

self-esteem, pass it on

Not mine, but Obamos is too good.

This took me a second..but just a second

We need those alien cheeks

Keeping up with the plastics

That's wonderful news

I just notice it.

The perfect death doesn't exi-

He couldn't bear it...

Much praise to Parsti for making this meme for me

Nothing but trouble

My moms friend has this in his yard

Larry tells it like it is

T-REKT

Welp

Get out of my head

I threw my back out coughing from a blunt hit

Perfect t-shirt for all occasions.

I WANT MY HONOR!!!

Quick no

Tupperware

It's been 20 years and they still won't leave him alone

Vinally a good set-up

lmao gas

Just like God intended

Experts over the last few decades

Our office evacuation plan

It can't be that bad.

Best of both

Buddy of mine sent me this with the caption "Bro, you need this dog"

tip jar.

c h i l l

no crunch oof

Target locked!

That boy à̡i̶͠n̵̷͠'͢t̕ ͘r̴͏҉i͟ǵ̸h͞͞͝t

Super True..

I'm studying in an engineering college. This is the ceiling of our classroom.

Have some of that

The best movie lines!

I found a little baggy of coke today at work.

Finally a useful “life hack”

Well, He Isn't Lying

Two Week Notice

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, the great big greedy nincompoop

yeah why?

Adopted

No nuclear inside...

rave

oops, my bad.

Like a rabid dog.

The world is my circus *honk honk*

good on you