I got the new iPhone early

So.....harry testies?

Remember when this was a joke? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Area 51 raid must not die

At least no sunburns for him

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Take that, ***-ass puppy

Join the army they said... see the world they said...

Fatherhood done right!

Two number 9s, a number 6 and a number 8 mini

Everybody likes them

:)  

Well then.... I guess having a pool is nice......

This Cub is about to learn a valuable lesson

Let me light up real quick

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squad wallpaper goals

The iPhone 11 revolutionizes cooking

58 is the number to beat

Zoolander 3 looks... Interesting

I need me some Pule

Whomever did this is a legend

Yeah, i'm a trashcan

i hope i can tell him to fire

Happy anniversary

Burn Ward

The had truth

Chonker Pokèmon

Missing Mug

Hasbro thinks women need a head start to be equal to men because they are inferior

Science

Tech Support: Now and forever.

When you come out of volume 51 knowing that the Bermuda's triangle is actually a PYRAMID

obama giving obama medal.jpg

potions master.

It's a secret.

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I’ve always wondered. Now we know

Hells Fargo

Remember kids, in moderation

Interviewer: What’s your biggest struggle in the workplace? Interviewee: Sometimes I just am a bit of a perfectionist and work too hard. Interviewer Next Question:

Starting a new healthier lifestyle

Rise of the fallen.

I'm offended!

I can't even do that with my imagination...;)

My daughters first ever school photo. She was so excited for days, went in and got mugshot instead.

Cool Chinese Names.

I need to know how!

Dammit, Doreen!

Let’s have a friendly trade shall we?

Language of the gods

taking off a condom be like

Are you trying to sign in on a different computer?

Hydrohomies?

How To Pose Like This.

Facebook greentext is a new genre

My 4 y/o made me breakfast in bed

Bert looks like he's questioning the relationship

Ahahah So Cute...

Terrible indeed

Goodmorning

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Between A and B, I’d say B is more likely.

f u body

My friend.shot his first hole in one today!

Be Brave

My little cousin

Truer words were never spoken. Preach, bruh.

2 little piggy

I don’t date married women

*Laughs in capitalist*

Hrmm I see now do I

Hello Hungry, I'm Dad

Shrek It Ralph

My friend’s daughter’s homework.

Wendy's getting triggered

No Karen, I don't!

Excuse me what

I’m glad I learned that

As a boy, I agree

Peak artistic talent

Think twice before buying a 12 foot tall beach ball

You never go back

Definitely the most annoying

It’s right y’know

Invisible spiders : my only weakness

Well, turns out he was right...

Oh hell

Garlic bread is so extra

Spreading traditions wherever they go

42 is my spirit animal

Borgar nom

Any Love for M*A*S*H?

Suislide taken to the next level

Mixed signals

Right in the feels

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9 months in the mother’s womb, 12 hours of labour, 100 nights without sleep and then he looks like his Dad!!

thanks for the ride

doggo :D