I want off this ride

Don’t forget it can cause memory loss

I have the siccness

Oh no

Mi bueno

they know

Lie Detector

Intelligence and wisdom are not the same thing

accurate

Oh but it was worth it

Remember when samwise gamgee incited a race war?

I've been hiding pictures of my dad around the house. This one was my favourite.

The Dutch police arrested man and his bird for a burglary. Due to not having a cage the police put the bird in jail, on water and bread. Local news media put a black bar on his face

If you remember watching this version of the show. You get a veterans account

That One Dentist

I love this bird.

Damn got crazy

Respect the Sgt.

The 2 options available when buying pants

So that's what the fox says

My favorite actor!

I mean, it’s not wrong...

I missed you

Can someone please hit the lights?

Actually, NASA lied to us

choc head

walla walla bing bang

Coach of the year

The only bird more dangerous than the feral pigeon

Neighbour from Slovenia

Task management

plagiarism

I think I just got scammed.

Gotta get one of these!

my WiFi name bamboozled my new roomate

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Ding dong, wake up

no probs

m_i_s_s m_e

And if you do it properly, you'll unlock your 3rd eye

Snarkiness level: Rainbow Road

The Story Behind Chinese Dragon Paintings

I love new ways to die

Opium of the masses

Seems accurate enough

Love u bro

Everyone's worst nightmare

Actual road sign in my town because too many people get lost in someone’s driveway

At least they’re straightforward about it

I broke the toilet seat. This is how I broke it to my wife . . .

Who am I do disagree?

Peppa Pig is confusing

groovy

Food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their ass

Can someone find me a better one?

Guy in my town got sick of people blocking his driveway

I went to one of those paint and sip things and I ***ed my painting up so I made a UFO!

Hate to admit it but this applies to me.

Spiderman is back!

Went to buy tampons, this is what is in my cart so far.

The refrigerator's revenge

Gotta Love Coffee

Toucans are going to destroy capitalism

I saw this yesterday while out shopping and it made me laugh

Jesus makes a point!

This kids footwear combo I saw this afternoon

My 1 month young daughter actually caught me for the first time!

Well.. Santa is right

bedtime stories

TO THE PLAAAACE

It has.

Glad to see they could agree on something.

I'll never see Pokémon the same again

How you doin' girl?

It’s a sign

My home will always have power

This is 1001% accurate

They said so

Most* men

What’s in your window?

At a Goodwill in Monroe, CT

actual photo taken where I live...

Why do the walls in the poop hall speak master.

haha yes

Anon releases his inner animal

it just works

Typical Vegans.

Let's get this bread

This is some sound life advice.

Emergency Phone

Dedication

Yeah, this is big brain time

O_o

Grass under microscope looks quite happy

Dinner plans set and done

Happy National Coffee Day

Lighten up

Ahhhh help

Hello there

Who I imagine writes those recipes with a 'backstory' with the recipe hidden somewhere in the middle